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Hope You’ve Already Had Lunch: A Blood Week Blood Writes Gallery To Close Out Blood Week

Travis:

This is what happens when you face plant from a bike crash (while slightly drunk). My teeth sliced right through my upper lip. Sadly, I don't have any pics of the ER doc putting his finger through said upper lip ... these are post stitches.

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