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Original post by Sean Newell on Deadspin

Brandon Phillips Line Drive Absolutely Rips Ump In The Dick

Brandon Phillips Line Drive Absolutely Rips Ump In The Dick

This...this is a mess. In the second inning of today's Reds-Indians game, Brandon Phillips uncorked a rocket right into umpire Brad Myers's dick. Myers tried to jump out of the way and instead positioned his dick right in the line of fire. He would remain on the ground for some time as both Cleveland and Cincinnati trainers checked him out.

Brandon Phillips Line Drive Absolutely Rips Ump In The Dick

The game was stopped for about nine minute before Myers eventually got up and walked himself over to the cart that would take him off the field. He appeared to be OK, as he doffed his cap to the crowd, but he was taken to the hospital for further testing. He was replaced by replay official John Tumpane.

h/t Dan

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