Bud Selig Has Never Sent An Email In His Life

Baseball is being dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century. Robot umpires. Instant replay. The arms race of drug testing. Leading the way is our 78-year-old commissioner, Bud "Database" Selig.

Selig still claims he's going to retire after next season, but he made the announcement on Snapchat and now it's gone, so who knows.