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				I think we'll all remember today as the day the internet made the same three jokes 80,000 times. (As I write this, #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage and #kimkmarriagewasshorter are dueling for the top spot on Twitter's trending topics.) But it takes a certain kind of man to toss out the obvious obvious and craft a tweet so cutting, so succinct, so <i>on point</i> that the weekly news magazine of record cannot help but take note.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5855059/prestigious-sportswriter-makes-prestigious-publication-for-his-kim-kardashian-tweet" title="Click here to read more about Prestigious Sportswriter Makes Prestigious Publication For His Kim Kardashian Tweet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Oct 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Buster Olney Gets Scooped By His Own Story]]></title>
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				Reader Pete sends along this screengrab of poor Buster "breaking" the news of ongoing Holliday/Cardinals negotiations...a mere minute after Holliday announced said negotiations were complete. Twitter can be a cruel mistress.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5440936/buster-olney-gets-scooped-by-his-own-story" title="Click here to read more about Buster Olney Gets Scooped By His Own Story">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ESPN "The Weekend" Not Much Fun For Bristoloids This Year &mdash; Especially Buster Olney (UPDATE)]]></title>
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				This past weekend was ESPN's annual shmooze-fest at Disney World, where fans of the network can interact with living, breathing ESPN talking heads and touch them to see if they're real.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5163009/espn-the-weekend-not-much-fun-for-bristoloids-this-year--especially-buster-olney-update" title="Click here to read more about ESPN "The Weekend" Not Much Fun For Bristoloids This Year &mdash; Especially Buster Olney (UPDATE)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:45:50 EST]]></pubDate>
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				When we first moved to New York, Buster Olney was the anonymous, goofily named reporter in <EM>The New York Times</eM> who knew pretty much everything you needed to know about baseball. He was their star. And then he went to ESPN. He's not <EM>the</eM> star anymore, but at least everybody knows his name now.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/370591/media-approval-ratings-buster-olney" title="Click here to read more about Media Approval Ratings: Buster Olney">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:05:22 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In response to our <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/media/ron-borges-suspended-but-hes-not-alone-241853.php">Ron Borges and the Quote Pool Of Replenishing Nourishment item earlier today</A>, a reporter (and colleague of Borges) writes in to (gently) take us to task, requesting that he/she remain anonymous. A quote:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/241901/in-defense--of-borges" title="Click here to read more about In Defense (?) Of Borges">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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One of the things we love about <a href="http://journals.aol.com/dcsportsguy/mrirrelevant/">Mr. Irrelevant</A> and his gang at <a href="http://sports.aol.com/bloggerslive">AOL Sports Bloggers Live</A> is that they're fun enough to pounce on the real sports stories yet clean and well-shaven (and AOL-affiliated) enough to bring in big-name guests that we don't have (or, more accurately, have little desire to have) access to. We get to be the crazy uncle who plants them questions for their big-name guests without those guests having to, you know, sully themselves with us. It's a nice exchange.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/137475/buster-olney-responds-i-like-my-job-thank-you" title="Click here to read more about Buster Olney Responds: "I Like My Job, Thank You"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Nov 2005 16:30:07 EST]]></pubDate>
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				We know we make fun of ESPN a lot here, and much of it is justified, of course, but we are nothing if not fair. The big investigative steroid story <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=steroids&num=1">gracing the cover of ESPN: The Magazine</A> this week is, for lack of a better word, outstanding. Legitimately all-encompassing, it's sober, smart and full of all kinds of great info. It's the type of public service journalism that has been sorely lacking not just at the network, but in sportswriting all together. There. We said it. See? We're reasonable people.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/136426/lenny-dykstra-cosmopolitan" title="Click here to read more about Lenny Dykstra, Cosmopolitan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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An alert reader clues us into some ESPN tech snafus last Sunday, the first day of the <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/ok-seriously-knock-it-off-you-guys-136164.php">mock Steve Phillips press conference things</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/136290/more-mock-press-conference-shenanigans" title="Click here to read more about More Mock Press Conference Shenanigans">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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All right, we know <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn/the-sad-faces-of-buster-olney-and-jeremy-schaap-135559.php">we've mentioned this already</a>, but we're still kind of obsessed with this daily SportsCenter feature of Steve Phillips "playing" the role of every team's GM. At first, we thought this was just going to be a Boston thing, playing with the Theo Epstein press conference last week. But then they did the Yankees, and then the Cubs, and the Astros tomorrow, and we're realizing that they're really going to do this, they really might do every MLB team. So we thought we'd just go ahead and confess every part of this we're confused about. Henceforth:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/136164/ok-seriously-knock-it-off-you-guys" title="Click here to read more about OK, Seriously, Knock It Off You Guys">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Nov 2005 11:00:33 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Maybe it's that ridiculous <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/the-sad-faces-of-buster-olney-and-jeremy-schaap-135559.php">Steve Phillips mock press conference thing</A> that "SportsCenter" is doing right now, but for whatever reason, there's all kinds of anti-ESPN invective out there today. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/135899/sure-yeah-critics-espns-totally-listening" title="Click here to read more about Sure, Yeah, Critics, ESPN's Totally Listening">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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For anyone who wondered just what sacrifices that legitimate journalists like Jeremy Schaap and Buster Olney have to suckle from ESPN's cash teat, look no further than this morning's "SportsCenter." In it, baseball analyst Steve Phillips answers mock questions in a mock press conference, pretending to be Boston's general manager. This is bad enough, dumb, pointless, harmless. But then, the people "asking" the "questions" to Phillips ... they're real ESPN journalists! Including Olney and Schaap, who both, after asking scripted questions to a co-worker, have considerable "I hate myself and want to die" looks on their faces. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/135559/the-sad-faces-of-buster-olney-and-jeremy-schaap" title="Click here to read more about The Sad Faces Of Buster Olney And Jeremy Schaap">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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