You Been Blinded digs up this old commercial for Cabbage Patch Kids. It seems odd they ever even tried to market these things to sports fans. Frankly, we always hated these dolls.
Maybe we just couldn't muster up the incredible enthusiasm of these "baseball" "players."
Guys And Dolls [You Been Blinded]









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