What you missed while making the jump into academia...

• MLB: The Padres become the first team in Major League history to win four consecutive games by a 2-1 score. How delightfully random.
  
• Boxing: "The Ghost" with the most, Kelly Pavlik, scores a third-round knockout over Gary Lockett. Better wash off that ectoplasm, Gary! HEY-O!
  
• New Coaches: Suns to hire Terry Porter, Maple Leafs to hire Ron Wilson. Should've gone with the monkey god.