I fucking hate city cyclists. Loathe, despise. It's the air of self-righteousness that gets me. "I'm being all good and green for the planet and I'm exercising too you lazy walking pedestrian fuck."Fuck you. City drivers (of which I'm occasionally one) are assholes too but they're not so fucking smug about it. Every time I see a cab pull over into the bike lane to let someone off and a cyclist DOESN'T get clipped by the open door, a little fairy loses its wings.
I want to buy a hummer, remove the catalytic converter or whatever the hell the little air-cleaning-device thing is called and park it right by a CitiBike station to bathe all the assholes in its monoxide-y goodness.