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			<title><![CDATA[Your MUSTACHE MUSTACHE MUSTACHE Yankees-Twins Open Thread]]></title>
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				Contrary to popular belief, Carl Pavano did not spend four years in New York sitting on his ass. He was waiting, planning, growing, grooming. Here's your space to talk about his facial hair and other things of note.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5658143/your-mustache-mustache-mustache-yankees+twins-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Your MUSTACHE MUSTACHE MUSTACHE Yankees-Twins Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Oct 2010 18:05:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Win The Game, Carl Pavano's Gonna Fist Your Anus. That's Just The Way Life Goes.]]></title>
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				 Delmon Young's single capped a four-run ninth, and set off a celebration the likes of which his colon had never seen. Also, this is pretty much the perfect metaphor for what Carl Pavano did to the Yankees for four years.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5590585/win-the-game-carl-pavanos-gonna-fist-your-anus-thats-just-the-way-life-goes" title="Click here to read more about Win The Game, Carl Pavano's Gonna Fist Your Anus. That's Just The Way Life Goes.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Jul 2010 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report]]></title>
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				Former Yankee prospect Andy Phillips is considered one of the nicest family men in all of baseball by other writers and his peers. So why has an adult actress filed a police report against him?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5152226/andy-phillips-and-the-bizarre-porn-star-police-report" title="Click here to read more about Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:00:29 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sorry Boys ... Alyssa Milano Is Engaged]]></title>
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				Yes, our little Sam is getting married, and strangely, it's NOT to an athlete. Ms. Milano is engaged to (non-sports) agent David Bugliari, so watch your Blackberry Curve for that wedding invite.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5124842/sorry-boys--alyssa-milano-is-engaged" title="Click here to read more about Sorry Boys ... Alyssa Milano Is Engaged">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:45:01 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rick Chandler]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Time, We Refuse To Believe It's "Used"]]></title>
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				So this is entertaining: Official MLB Auctions have discovered a sense of humor.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/214508/this-time-we-refuse-to-believe-its-used" title="Click here to read more about This Time, We Refuse To Believe It's "Used"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:15:07 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[If They Had To, Most Athletes Could Shoot You Where You Stand]]></title>
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				You know, we love sports. (News, we know.) But you know what would make us love sports more? <EM>If more players were armed.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/213867/if-they-had-to-most-athletes-could-shoot-you-where-you-stand" title="Click here to read more about If They Had To, Most Athletes Could Shoot You Where You Stand">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:30:46 EST]]></pubDate>
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