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			<title><![CDATA[Matt Garza Could Be Bound For Detroit]]></title>
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				 <em>Your roundup of all the hottest hot-stove items of the day (and <a href="http://deadspin.com/5861877/ken-rosenthal-to-my-mom-about-me-tell-that-little-twit-">whatever shit Ken Rosenthal is throwing against the wall</a>). This is ... HOT FUCKING STOVE!</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5874974/matt-garza-could-be-bound-for-detroit" title="Click here to read more about Matt Garza Could Be Bound For Detroit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Starlin Castro Under Investigation For Alleged Sexual Assault, Reports WBBM In Chicago]]></title>
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				A woman in her 20s <A href="http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/01/06/sources-cubs-starlin-castro-accused-of-sexual-assault/">accused Castro</a>, the Cubs' 21-year-old shortstop, of sexually assaulting her last fall. Chicago police now want to question Castro. Castro's lawyers say that the charges are "baseless," while the Cubs say they've only received "limited information." [<A href="http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/01/06/sources-cubs-starlin-castro-accused-of-sexual-assault/">WBBM News Radio</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5873756/starlin-castro-under-investigation-for-alleged-sexual-assault-reports-wbbm-in-chicago" title="Click here to read more about Starlin Castro Under Investigation For Alleged Sexual Assault, Reports WBBM In Chicago">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 Jan 2012 13:45:50 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Some Dude Got Arrested For Breaking Into Wrigley Field And Ripping Ivy Off The Walls]]></title>
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				 Michael Vite, 24, allegedly entered the ballpark through a construction area around 7:30 a.m. on New Year's Day. Police say he "ran onto the field and pulled some ivy off the outfield wall." Which is pretty lame compared to <a href="http://deadspin.com/5756878/the-story-of-two-guys-who-got-locked-in-at-camden-yards-and-lived-out-every-fans-dream">this</a>. [<a href="http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/01/02/man-arrested-for-breaking-into-wrigley-field-to-snatch-ivy/">CBS Chicago</a>; h/t to Disco Choo]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5872672/some-dude-got-arrested-for-breaking-into-wrigley-field-and-ripping-ivy-off-the-walls" title="Click here to read more about Some Dude Got Arrested For Breaking Into Wrigley Field And Ripping Ivy Off The Walls">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:21:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Albert Pujols's Wife Is &quot;Mad At God,&quot; The Cubs Are Looking For A First Baseman, And More From The Hot Fucking Stove]]></title>
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				<em>Your roundup of all the hottest hot-stove items of the day (and <a href="http://deadspin.com/5861877/ken-rosenthal-to-my-mom-about-me-tell-that-little-twit-">whatever shit Ken Rosenthal is throwing against the wall</a>). This is ... HOT FUCKING STOVE!!</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5869504/albert-pujolss-wife-is-mad-at-god-the-cubs-are-looking-for-a-first-baseman-and-more-from-the-hot-fucking-stove" title="Click here to read more about Albert Pujols's Wife Is &quot;Mad At God,&quot; The Cubs Are Looking For A First Baseman, And More From The Hot Fucking Stove">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[3,000 Cards Fans Will Now Claim The Autographed Hat A Cubs Fan Found On The Highway]]></title>
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				Did you lose a 2011 World Series championship cap autographed by Cardinals players somewhere on I-74 in central Illinois recently? Of course you did. A Cubs fan found it, and now he wants to return it to its rightful owner&mdash;you: "He says whoever comes forward will have to know about an unexpected signature on the hat or 'have a picture of himself wearing it.'" Good luck! [<a href="http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/id/7190068/chicago-cubs-fan-finds-signed-st-louis-cardinals-cap">AP</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5856536/3000-cards-fans-will-now-claim-the-autographed-hat-a-cubs-fan-found-on-the-highway" title="Click here to read more about 3,000 Cards Fans Will Now Claim The Autographed Hat A Cubs Fan Found On The Highway">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Nov 2011 15:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Theo Epstein's Full-Page Ad Thanks Everyone In Boston, Even Larry Lucchino]]></title>
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				There's an unwritten rule that personnel moves aren't made during the World Series, so as to keep the focus on actual baseball. That rule was waived in Theo Epstein's case, because no one wants the Red Sox or Cubs to be in the news longer than absolutely necessary. So Theo's gone to Chicago (even if <a href="http://www.csnne.com/blog/redsox-talk/post/Selig-to-Sox-and-Cubs-Youre-on-the-clock?blockID=581840&feedID=3352">Bud Selig has threatened to step in to end this mess</a>), and to close out his decade in Boston, <a href="http://espn.go.com/boston/mlb/story/_/id/7140772/theo-epstein-offers-infinite-thanks-boston-red-sox-ad">he took out a full-page ad in yesterday's <i>Globe</i>.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5852721/theo-epsteins-full+page-ad-thanks-everyone-in-boston-even-larry-lucchino" title="Click here to read more about Theo Epstein's Full-Page Ad Thanks Everyone In Boston, Even Larry Lucchino">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 22 Oct 2011 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				"Two baseball sources have confirmed that Theo Epstein is on the cusp of leaving his job as general manager of the Red Sox to accept a position with the Chicago Cubs that is believed to include powers greater than he has in Boston, with an announcement expected to be made 'within the next 24 to 48 hours.'" Oops! Boston just imploded. [<a href="http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/baseball/red_sox/view.bg?articleid=1372633&pos=breaking">Boston Herald</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5848859/theo-epstein-reportedly-on-the-verge-of-leaving-boston-to-rescue-the-cubs" title="Click here to read more about Theo Epstein Reportedly On The Verge Of Leaving Boston To Rescue The Cubs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your p.m. roundup for Oct. 4, the day <a href="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/2011/10/worst_ad_campai.php">we saw the worst ad campaign ever</a>. The report on Epstein being granted permission to speak with the Cubs is <a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2011/10/cubs_ask_permis.html">here</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5846679/this-evening-could-theo-epstein-be-jamming-with-the-cubs-next-season" title="Click here to read more about This Evening: Could Theo Epstein Be Jamming With The Cubs Next Season?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You already know the story of the Red Sox's epic collapse&mdash;an eight-and-a-half-game wild card lead, blown to bits, that 99.6 percent chance of making the playoffs, turned to zero. Now, according to pretty much every national baseball writer (Fox Sports' Ken Rosenthal had it first <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Ken_Rosenthal/status/119623829923442688">last night</a>), the Red Sox are going to axe poor, lovable Tito Francona for his role in the whole thing, even <A href="http://espn.go.com/boston/mlb/story/_/id/7037880/boston-red-sox-terry-francona-part-ways">though they said no one blamed him</a>. Francona had a two-year contract option, and the Sox won't pick it up.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5845460/terry-francona-out-as-manager-of-red-sox-who-promised-no-scapegoats-to-be-replaced-by-insert-high+profile-manager-here" title="Click here to read more about Terry Francona Out As Manager Of Red Sox, Who Promised &quot;No Scapegoats,&quot; To Be Replaced By (INSERT HIGH-PROFILE MANAGER HERE)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It seems strange&mdash;miraculous, even&mdash;that sites like ours or other media outlets have yet to catch even a glimpse of Steve Bartman post-hibernation. No candid cellphone pic popping up on a Chicagoan's Facebook page. No first-hand account of a Bartman sighting at the laundromat or the gym or an Applebee's in Schaumburg. Finding a photo of him without the Cubs hat and dopey headphones, wearing some expression other than one of frozen sadness, would be like finding a photo of a Yeti in a national park. Except that this Yeti still works a desk job outside of Chicago, if <a href="http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=7004601"><em>Catching Hell</em></a>'s information is still up to date. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5844546/how-has-steve-bartman-avoided-showing-up-on-the-internet-after-all-these-years" title="Click here to read more about How Has Steve Bartman Avoided Showing Up On The Internet After All These Years?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 "Health inspectors who visited U.S. Cellular Field and Wrigley Field during the baseball season found dozens of violations at concessions, including food being kept at the wrong temperature and poor hygienic practices by some servers." [<a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-health-inspectors-find-critical-violations-at-wrigley-us-cellular-field-20110923,0,6950025.story">Chicago Tribune</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5843364/the-chicago-baseball-experience-come-for-the-losing-stay-for-the-unsanitary-food" title="Click here to read more about The Chicago Baseball Experience: Come For The Losing, Stay For The Unsanitary Food">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Sep 2011 15:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <em>Your p.m. roundup for Sept. 2, the day we <a href="http://jezebel.com/5836821/dominos-dreams-of-selling-mediocre-pizza-on-the-moon">discovered pizza on the moon</a>. H/T to Ben for the photo. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5837023/this-evening-ronnie-woo-woo-pays-his-cable-bill" title="Click here to read more about This Evening: Ronnie Woo Woo Pays His Cable Bill">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Poor Jim Hendry. He's been relieved of his <a href="http://deadspin.com/5832605/cubs-fire-gm-jim-hendry-retroactively-win-2003-nlcs">general manager duties in Chicago</a>, after he loaded the team up with bad contracts and badder mojo, and now things just get worse. They want to take away his street sign.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5834558/now-that-hes-been-fired-the-town-of-park-ridge-illinois-wants-to-unname-jim-hendry-way" title="Click here to read more about Now That He's Been Fired, The Town Of Park Ridge, Ill., Wants To Unname &quot;Jim Hendry Way&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1086 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1086 --> Starlin Castro, the young, hopeful face of the Cubs franchise this season, pissed off Bobby Valentine in a game against the Cardinals last night, and nothing good came out of it&mdash;unless you have a general appreciation for seven-minute rants on five-second occurrences in the middle of your baseball broadcast.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5833165/bobby-valentine-has-it-in-for-starlin-castro" title="Click here to read more about Bobby Valentine Has It In For Starlin Castro">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Aug 2011 13:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1078 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1078 --> <em>Your morning roundup for Aug. 20, the ninth day that <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/CharleeRedz13/status/101702015100522497">Delonte West will wake up hoping Home Depot calls</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em> (Video from <a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_18718474">California's 11-0 win over Rhode Island</a> H/T <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVfBBXvVhx0">Shaun B</a>)</em>. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5832704/presenting-slo+mo-video-of-a-little-league-player-taking-a-baseball-to-the-face" title="Click here to read more about Presenting Slo-Mo Video Of A Little League Player Taking A Baseball To The Face">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 20 Aug 2011 09:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Well, OK, not quite. But the man who brought Chicago eight years of creaky-kneed Alfonso Soriano and five years of creaky-headed Carlos Zambrano <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/MLB/status/104573430388633600">is gone</a>, replaced by late-80s, early-90s Twins outfielder Randy Bush. That will work out well. [via <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/MLB/status/104573430388633600">@MLB</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5832605/cubs-fire-gm-jim-hendry-retroactively-win-2003-nlcs" title="Click here to read more about Cubs Fire GM Jim Hendry, Retroactively Win 2003 NLCS">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Aug 2011 12:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<A href="http://www.csnchicago.com/08/15/11/bfont-color&mdash;blueCSN-EXCLUSIVEfontb-Big-/landing_cubs_loud3r.html?blockID=549232&feedID=661">CSN Chicago reports</a> that Zambrano&mdash;whom the <a href="http://archive.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/06/cubs-waiting-for-decision-on-zambrano-suspension.html">Cubs suspended for 30 days</a>, due to a big ol' meltdown&mdash;received text messages of support from Guillen and Sosa.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5831094/dont-worry-carlos-zambrano-ozzie-guillen-and-white-sammy-sosa-have-your-back" title="Click here to read more about Don't Worry, Carlos Zambrano: Ozzie Guillen And White Sammy Sosa Have Your Back">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Aug 2011 18:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: iN1AGX_leY8 --><!-- /videoId: iN1AGX_leY8 --> <em>Your morning roundup for Aug. 13, a day that can <a href="http://www.csnbayarea.com/08/12/11/bSteinmetzb-Mullins-speech-passionate-an/landing_steinmetz_v3.html?blockID=548402&feedID=2539">strengthen you personally, professionally, physically and spiritually</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5830558/presenting-a-chris-mullin-career-retrospective-with-violins-and-real-talk" title="Click here to read more about Presenting A Chris Mullin Career Retrospective With Violins And Real Talk">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Perhaps one is free to leave trash under one's seat at movie theaters or stadiums: popcorn, Pepsi, (Neifi) Perez memorabilia&mdash;but we ought to draw the line well short of endometrial cells.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5828447/this-lady-left-two-used-tampons-under-her-seat-at-wrigley-field" title="Click here to read more about This Lady Left Two Used Tampons Under Her Seat At Wrigley Field">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Sonny in Chicago emailed us today to share an unexpected sighting on his afternoon commute: "I sat on the Metra today, coming back from downtown Chicago to the suburbs, I looked up and what do you know, it's Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts sitting right across from me, on his iPhone with his Cubs phone protector case (obviously)."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5824988/a-dejected-tom-ricketts-rides-the-train/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about A Dejected Tom Ricketts Rides The Train">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for July 23, the day after we learned that <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_18529014">high-school tennis coaches really might want to stay away from strip-club ownership</a>.<em></em></em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5823996/everybody-feared-the-worst-when-old-man-brent-musburger-went-rogue-in-vegas-for-a-spell" title="Click here to read more about Everybody Feared The Worst When Old Man Brent Musburger Went Rogue In Vegas For A Spell">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for July 19, the day we learned to <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/sportvideo/footballvideo/8643796/University-student-run-over-by-Real-Madrid-team-on-golf-buggy.html">stay out of the way when Real Madrid rides around in a golf cart</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5822577/maybe-now-the-dodgers-can-officially-add-bankruptcy-to-the-lineup" title="Click here to read more about Maybe Now The Dodgers Can Officially Add Bankruptcy To The Lineup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Your morning roundup for July 17, the day we <a href="http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/whats-alan-watching/posts/review-amcs-breaking-bad-still-brilliant-in-season-4">welcomed back the best show on TV</a>. See anything worthwhile? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>. <strike>Via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000362195654&sk=wall">Jay Mariotti's Facebook</a>, h/t to Justin.</em> </strike>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5821934/jay-mariotti-some-dude-impersonating-jay-mariotti-says-us-womens-team-was-unpopular-unpretty-in-school-[correction]" title="Click here to read more about Jay Mariotti Some Dude Impersonating Jay Mariotti Says US Women's Team Was Unpopular, Unpretty In School [CORRECTION]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/969 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/969 --> The Cubs <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0715-cubs-marlins-chicago&mdash;20110715,0,5535856.story">blew a <s>3</s> 2-0 lead</a> against the Marlins last night in a ninth inning that saw Chicago closer Carlos Marmol booed off the mound by the friendly hometown crowd. The hurt started with this Greg Dobbs hit to right field, which &mdash; despite Dewayne Wise's unprovoked face-plant as he headed toward home &mdash; brought in three Marlins runners thanks to a Chicago error. For the first time in Houston this season, Brad Mills has reason for a smug smile.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5821567/cubs-and-marlins-do-their-best-to-out+lowlight-one-another" title="Click here to read more about Cubs And Marlins Do Their Best To Out-Lowlight One Another">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I guess what we're saying is that Tulo always hustles, while Tejada is looking to top <a href="http://www.baseballprospectus.com/blog/tater_trot_tracker/">the Tater Tot Tracker charts.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5816625/troy-tulowitzki-scores-from-first-on-a-bloop-single-miguel-tejada-nearly-gets-thrown-out-at-home-on-a-hr" title="Click here to read more about Troy Tulowitzki Scores From First On A Bloop Single, Miguel Tejada Nearly Gets Thrown Out At Home On A HR">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: TzFGsy4wDGI --><!-- /videoId: TzFGsy4wDGI --> <em>Your morning roundup for June 18, the day "<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/06/17/china.jeans.capital/">propaganda vans touted the importance of stability</a>" in the Jeans Capital of China</em>. (Video H/T, Jimmy Greek)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5813157/watch-the-marlins-catcher-successfully-throw-the-ball-at-shane-victorinos-head" title="Click here to read more about Watch The Marlins Catcher Successfully Throw The Ball At Shane Victorino's Head">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Our tipster Steven works for a ticket company out of Chicago, and wrote in to tell us that he'd had beloved Cubs fan <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-vTEKVM8_U">Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers</a> in the office today. He even attached a photo: "Woo_Woo_Office_Visit.jpg." Ronnie was wearing his Cubs uniform, which is no surprise; what is is that one of the most dedicated Cubs fans in the Windy City, and certainly the most spirited, was there to inquire about tickets for the Paul McCartney show at Wrigley Field.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5809666/ronnie-woo-woo-gives-up-on-the-cubs-wants-paul-mccartney-tickets-instead" title="Click here to read more about Ronnie Woo Woo Gives Up On The Cubs, Wants Paul McCartney Tickets Instead">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 07 Jun 2011 19:05:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				This oopsie is apparently located on the wall of a tunnel near the Cubs clubhouse. Has it been like this for the last 95 years and no one's noticed? Possibly.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5807417/cubs-have-upside-down-logo-at-wrigley-possibly-as-some-sort-of-distress-signal" title="Click here to read more about Cubs Have Upside Down Logo At Wrigley, Possibly As Some Sort Of Distress Signal">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Jun 2011 13:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/809 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/809 --> Well, okay, Cubs fans, you can either find some meaning in seeing fighter jets on a holiday remembering American soldiers, or you can be scared that Chicago somehow became the setting of a Will Smith movie come to life. Your choice.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5806780/watch-wrigley-field-get-buzzed-by-an-unexpected-fa+18-flyover" title="Click here to read more about Watch Wrigley Field Get Buzzed By An Unexpected F/A-18 Flyover">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/775 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/775 --> In the fifth inning of yesterday's Cubs/Marlins game, some dude decided to leave his clothes in the stands when he ran onto the field. Hey Chicago, whatdaya say, <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0519-cubs-marlins-chicago--20110518,0,1271418.story">the Cubs ended up winning anyway</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5803761/a-streaker-did-a-floppy-dance-at-wrigley-field-during-last-nights-cubs-game" title="Click here to read more about A Streaker Did &quot;A Floppy Dance&quot; At Wrigley Field Sun Life Stadium During Last Night's Cubs Game">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 May 2011 21:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Albert Pujols Hugs Jim Hendry: A Photoplay In 10 Parts]]></title>
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				Free agent-to-be Albert Pujols and Cubs GM Jim Hendry <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/5303303-573/hendry-pujols-hug-causes-stir-before-cubs-loss-to-cardinals.html">hugged yesterday</a> and chatted amiably behind a batting cage. This is now, officially, <a href="http://www.csnchicago.com/05/10/11/Albert-Pujols-welcome-to-Wrigley-Field/landing_insider_mooney_loud3r.html?blockID=520456&feedID=661">a Thing</a>. How did it become a Thing? Let's watch:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5800801/albert-pujols-hugs-jim-hendry-a-photoplay-in-10-parts/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Albert Pujols Hugs Jim Hendry: A Photoplay In 10 Parts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 May 2011 12:40:33 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for April 24, <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/2011/04/24/20110424gabrielle-giffords-medical-condition.html">a day Gabrielle Giffords continues struggling to recover, but recovering she is</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5795063/marriage-license-chris-bosh-is-officially-spoken-for-chris-bosh-no-im-not" title="Click here to read more about Marriage License: Chris Bosh Is Officially Spoken For. Chris Bosh: No I'm Not.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/629 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/629 --> <em>Your morning roundup for April 15, the day after <a href="http://www.greatfallstribune.com/article/20110415/NEWS01/104150323">Walter Breuning died of natural causes</a>. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjz_yX0lqhw">He was 114 years and 205 days old</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5792270/heres-video-of-a-pro-golfer-needing-16-shots-to-conquer-a-par-four-hole" title="Click here to read more about Here's Video Of A Pro Golfer Needing 16 Shots To Conquer A Par-4 Hole">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Apr 2011 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Tipster Andy from Waukesha, Wisc. has a question. Here it is: "I am watching the Cubs pregame and behind the hosts is a HUGE guy, I don't think I've ever seen someone that big let alone sitting in a stadium seat. How does this work? What about the people next to him? So many questions but this makes me sad as a Cubs fan."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5788298/a-sad-cubs-fan-has-questions-about-wrigley-field-rules-pertaining-to-obese-cubs-fans" title="Click here to read more about A Sad Cubs Fan Has Questions About Wrigley Field Rules Pertaining To Obese Cubs Fans">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Tipster Mike eyed this tortured soul at the Wrigley Field urinal troughs during the Cubs-Pirates game today.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5788201/yet-another-reason-to-hate-the-midwest-this-guys-cubs-favre-jersey" title="Click here to read more about Yet Another Reason To Hate The Midwest: This Guy's Cubs Favre Jersey">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSGyAs-BpCI"><!-- videoId: rSGyAs-BpCI --><!-- /videoId: rSGyAs-BpCI --></a> <em>Your morning roundup for March 27, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/27/us/27tennessee.html?_r=1&nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha23">the day people continue to concern themselves with Dennis W. Peterson losing his front teeth at a Hooters</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5786060/lets-start-the-day-with-a-story-about-kindness" title="Click here to read more about Let's Start The Day With A Story About Kindness">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				After giving up a six-run inning courtesy of a handful of errors, Carlos Silva returned to the dugout and got into a fight. It was broken up, he was removed from the game, and kept away from reporters afterward because he was "not in the right frame of mind to talk." Cubs Spring Training, people! [<a href="http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/03/cubs-scuffle-in-dugout-after-6-run-first.html">Chicago Breaking News</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5774805/it-must-be-march-if-the-cubs-are-fighting-each-other-in-the-dugout" title="Click here to read more about It Must Be March If The Cubs Are Fighting Each Other In The Dugout">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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