We're not going to harp on this, and we're not going to try to steal their luster, so we're just gonna beg you to sprint over to Wizznutzz and check out what is truly "the greatest piece of sports memorabilia of all time.

It is, simply put, a "1986 CHURCH'S FRIED CHICKEN MANUTE BOL SPUD WEBB AUTOGRAPHED PROMO 2-PIECE WITH BISCUIT BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!" (To put it mildly.) If we had one of these, we would put it on our mantle and never, ever let anyone come over again, lest a sorry, clumsy soul so much as slightly mar it.

1986 CHURCH'S FRIED CHICKEN MANUTE BOL SPUD WEBB AUTOGRAPHED PROMO 2-PIECE WITH BISCUIT BOX!!!!!!!!!!!! [Wizznutzz]