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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5574298/stiff-upper-lip-lads" title="Click here to read more about Stiff Upper Lip, Lads">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Jun 2010 10:15:35 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[December: Fin.]]></title>
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				We produce a lot of posts every month. Most of them disappear quickly. Some of them don't. Here are the 10 most popular posts from December, ranked low to high				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5438456/december-fin/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about December: Fin.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:00:44 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The funeral is Tuesday, but the lasting images of the loss of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrishenry" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrishenry" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/chrishenry/">Chris Henry</a> came today. On the football field, where all our memories of him were made.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5430791/from-one-teammate-to-another" title="Click here to read more about From One Teammate To Another">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Your Ochocinco Tempest In A Teapot Of The Weekend]]></title>
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				For a hot second there, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chadochocinco" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chadochocinco" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/chadochocinco/">Chad Ochocinco</a> became a socially conscious rabble-rouser with a heart, instead of crazy-for-crazy's sake. But don't worry fans, the NFL will make sure no one pays a sweet little tribute to <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrishenry" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrishenry" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/chrishenry/">Chris Henry</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5430625/your-ochocinco-tempest-in-a-teapot-of-the-weekend" title="Click here to read more about Your Ochocinco Tempest In A Teapot Of The Weekend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				So this is a reminder to all readers and commenters that the <a href="http://deadspin.com/tag/tips/">#tips</a> is a place for you to submit story ideas and suggestions for us to look over. Please use it at your leisure.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5429127/just-the-tips-please-starring-insensitive-jay-feely-tweets" title="Click here to read more about Just The #Tips, Please, Starring Insensitive Jay Feely Tweets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:00:13 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>H/T a bunch of you and <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/12/sports-illustrated-defines-grief.html/">KSK</a>.</em> [<a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/">SI.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5428803/sicom-was-wise-to-change-its-front+page-ad" title="Click here to read more about SI.com Was Wise To Change Its Front-Page Ad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:45:11 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Chris Henry led a life that seemed to be nothing but trouble, but not long after being hailed by friends, teammates <a href="http://cincinnati.com/blogs/ludwig/2009/12/16/memories-of-chris-henry/">and the media</a> for turning that life around, one more tragic mistake ended it.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5428737/chris-henrys-many-rises-and-falls" title="Click here to read more about Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:30:14 EST]]></pubDate>
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				ESPN, AP, and <a href="http://www.wbtv.com/global/story.asp?s=11689306">others</a> are <a href="http://www.ajc.com/sports/police-bengals-henry-dies-243205.html">now reporting</a> that Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver <a href="http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/status/6765542226">Chris Henry died</a> around 6:30 this morning <a href="http://deadspin.com/5428276/chris-henry-suffers-life+threatening-injuries-in-domestic-disputecar-accident-update">from injuries suffered</a> in a car accident. More soon....				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5428703/chris-henry-passes-away" title="Click here to read more about Chris Henry Passes Away">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:58:05 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The Bengals wide receiver was seriously injured today after falling out of the back of a pickup truck driven by his fiancée, with whom he had been arguing.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5428276/chris-henry-suffers-life+threatening-injuries-in-domestic-disputecar-accident-update" title="Click here to read more about Chris Henry Suffers &quot;Life-Threatening Injuries&quot; In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:49:50 EST]]></pubDate>
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Somewhere Roger Goodell is crying. Or making a boatload of cash thanks to inside information. Right now the Cincinnati Bengals lead the <a href="http://www.betvega.com/nfl-headlines/bet-on-nfl-arrests.html">clubhouse at 5/1</a>. Many teams are set at 25/1. Not content with betting on teams? In addition to team arrests, you can take the over/under on number of individual arrests&mdash;currently set at 7.5; Regular season vs. offseason arrests in 2008 and 2009, and what the next player will be arrested for. Drug possession leads at 2/1. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5040546/now-you-can-bet-on-which-nfl-team-will-have-the-next-arrest" title="Click here to read more about Now You Can Bet on Which NFL Team Will Have the Next Arrest">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Like Tuffy said last night on our radio show, Chris Henry is like Pacman Jones without the Eddie Haskell-type contrition, and it's just way more depressing. And now that he's been cut by the Cincinnati Bengals, it's no longer really a sports story, but a troubled human interest story. Which makes this particular story relevant on a sports blog in the <i>ex post facto</i> sense, because the night before Henry punched a teenager, he and some other Bengals were <a href="http://www.wkrq.com/index.php?sid=1689">thrown out of a Cincinnati nightclub</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/376512/piling-on-chris-henry-just-once-more" title="Click here to read more about Piling On Chris Henry, Just Once More">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>Chris Henry is going to be arrested again.</EM> This is a statement you probably could have made at any point in the last, oh, three years. But it's one you can make specifically for today. Because Chris Henry is being arrested today. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone" title="Click here to read more about Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry was just reinstated to the NFL after an eight-game suspension. That's good. Police are already investigating him for another incident. <A href="http://www.700wlw.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=119585&article=2901835">That's bad</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/320130/well-look-whos-in-trouble-again" title="Click here to read more about Well, Look Who's In Trouble Again">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We know what suspended Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry was doing on Sunday; he was <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/the-mjd-smorgasbord/spending-sunday-with--chris-henry-300494.php">watching football with our own MJD</A>. And now we know what he doing the rest of the week; <a href="http://www.wlwt.com/news/14153845/detail.html?taf=cin">accidentally stealing rental cars</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/301805/chris-henry-probably-isnt-felonious-just-dumb" title="Click here to read more about Chris Henry Probably Isn't Felonious; Just Dumb">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM><a href="http://www.themightymjd.com">The Mighty MJD</a>'s Smorgasbord runs every Monday. Do enjoy.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/300494/spending-sunday-with--chris-henry" title="Click here to read more about Spending Sunday With ... Chris Henry?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				OK. Are you sitting down? We feel like you should be sitting down. It's probably for the best if you're sitting down. Take a deep breath. Have a brandy. You ready? Cool. Here goes.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/268404/chris-henry-is-just-making-up-offenses-now" title="Click here to read more about Chris Henry Is Just Making Up Offenses Now">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You know, we're starting to think that Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry <a href="http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070521/SPT02/305210040">might have a bit of a self-control issue</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/262182/you-just-cant-keep-chris-henry-down" title="Click here to read more about You Just Can't Keep Chris Henry Down">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://www.bangcartoon.com/2007/pacman.htm"></a>Here's a <a href="http://www.bangcartoon.com/2007/pacman.htm">nifty little cartoon</a> to help you kill a little time this afternoon.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/252418/at-least-he-wouldnt-let-chris-henry-drive-drunk" title="Click here to read more about At Least He Wouldn't Let Chris Henry Drive Drunk">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://sportsoasis.blogspot.com/2007/04/nfl-delayed-schedule-release-costing.html">The Sports Oasis brings up an excellent point</A> regarding the suspension of Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry: How much money he will lose will depend entirely on when the Bengals' bye week is.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/251347/chris-henrys-scheduling-conflict" title="Click here to read more about Chris Henry's Scheduling Conflict">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This might ultimately be for the betterment of the league, but man, it's gonna make 2007 considerably less fun around here.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/251118/pac-man-jones-will-take-a-year-off" title="Click here to read more about Pac Man Jones Will Take A Year Off">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I hope you enjoyed the 48-hour period in which a "FREE CHRIS HENRY" t-shirt was appropriate.  Save them, though, you never know when they'll be relevant again.  <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2744994">The "troubled" wide receiver was released</a> from prison on Saturday morning after a two-day stretch, slid out a side entrance, and hopped in a black Escalade and went... well, I assume he went home, because the clubs aren't open on Saturday mornings.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/232002/bengal-watch" title="Click here to read more about Bengal Watch">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In yet another example of pro athletes just minding their own business and being persecuted because their famous <EM>and for no other reason at all</EM>, Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry <a href="http://news.cincypost.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070125/NEWS01/701250383">was sentenced to two days in jail this morning</A> for allowing underage girls to drink in his hotel room. (If you <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/chris-henry-keeps-himself-busy-180941.php">remember the original story</A>, it could have been much worse</A>.) The sentencing judge minced few words.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/231512/this-brings-the-total-amount-of-bengals-jail-time-to--two-days" title="Click here to read more about This Brings The Total Amount Of Bengals Jail Time To ... Two Days!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				From Buck O'Neil... to Chris Henry.  				<a href="http://deadspin.com/205963/nfl-awards-chris-henry-more-free-time" title="Click here to read more about NFL Awards Chris Henry More Free Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In case you haven't quite had your fill of the <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/henry-vomits-but-isnt-arrested-kudos-chris-202997.php">Odell Thurman EXTREME DUI story</A>, the <EM>Cincinnati Enquirer</eM> has your back this morning: Exclusive video of <a href="http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060925/SPT02/309250031/1066">Odell's actual arrest</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/203247/watch-as-odell-thurmans-career-evaporates" title="Click here to read more about Watch, As Odell Thurman's Career Evaporates">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We know we <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/nfl-roundup-celebrate-good-times-bengals-202902.php">touched on this earlier today</A>, but it really does warrant its own post. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/202997/henry-vomits-but-isnt-arrested-kudos-chris" title="Click here to read more about Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Getting arrested once during an offseason is a mistake. Getting arrested twice labels you a troublemaker. Three times, you're officially an epidemic. But when you're arrested for the fourth time in six months ... aw, now you're just showing off. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/180941/chris-henry-keeps-himself-busy" title="Click here to read more about Chris Henry Keeps Himself Busy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				ESPN's headline alone is enough to send me into bemused laughter:  "Bengals' Henry arrested for third time since December".  I don't know why, but that's funny to me.  Henry was doing 82 mph in a 65 mph zone, and then blew a .092 on the breathalyzer.  Ohio's legal limit is .08.  No report on whether or not he was <a href="http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/01/30/i-am-not-inviting-chris-henry-to-my-super-bowl-party/">wearing his own jersey</a> at the time.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/178250/if-jail-cells-were-endzones-chris-henry-would-be-jerry-rice" title="Click here to read more about If Jail Cells Were Endzones, Chris Henry Would Be Jerry Rice">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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