What to get this holiday season for the Christian sports fan who wants to look cool to the kids on the street but doesn't want to have to subscribe to the secular aesthetic of today's modern athlete?

Here's what you get them: A christian throwback jersey. For 75 bucks, you can get a jersey in the style of major sports teams with names of books of The Bible in the place of team logos. You can get a fake Cavaliers jersey with "Kings James" on the front, or a mock 76ers jersey with "Isaiah." This will, of course, totally not get one beaten up on the playground.

We have to say, though: This is infinitely cooler than a Kurt Warner jersey. Gotta give them that.

Christian Throwback Jersey [Frazier Marketing Group]