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				 Was 'Barry' Obama also on the guest list for Jose Canseco's most famous pool party?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5003632/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				So, the more Brian McNamee opens his mouth, it becomes less clear who's more of a horrible human being. Is it the opportunisitic "trainer" who ratted out his clients who gave him a career? Or is it Roger Clemens, so deluded by his own legacy that he's  absolutely convinced himself that he did nothing wrong?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/354639/love-means-never-having-to-tolerate-your-wifes-saggy-breasts" title="Click here to read more about Love Means Never Having To Tolerate Your Wife's Saggy Breasts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Roger Clemens walked off the mound for, presumably, the final time last night, because of a balky hamstring ... we <EM>suppose</EM>. Mostly it looked like a guy finally realizing he had nothing left except for, of course, $22 million.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/308180/roger-clemens-is-ready-to-go-home-now" title="Click here to read more about Roger Clemens Is Ready To Go Home Now">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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