SportsCenter put Cleveland radio host Aaron Goldhammer on the air tonight after the Kyrie Irving trade, and he suggested they take some calls in a simulcast. Sounded fun!

Goldhammer threw to Steve in Lakewood, who immediately put on his loudest impersonation of a talking head: “Hey fellas. I just have one piece of advice for Kyrie Irving: Yeah, you mighta hit a big shot. You mighta won the Finals. But you’ll never be as big as Aaron’s dildo.” Yikes.

[ESPN]

h/t Alex and Conner