http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png http://deadspin.com/tag/cold pizza http://deadspin.com/tag/cold pizza

You might remember that Lions wide receiver Roy Williams hates to tip pizza delivery guys. Well, it turns out, the president of Pizza Hut has taken notice, and he's offering Williams a job. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=307556&view=rss&microfeed=true

Probably time to check in on that whole Woody Paige sexual harassment lawsuit business. Not that many new details have been released since yesterday, except that we've learned a bit more about Jay Crawford, amazingly. (Seriously, we didn't think they guy even knew how to read.) We did enjoy the following denials from both ESPN and Atlantic Video (the production company of "Cold Pizza.") More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=273661&view=rss&microfeed=true

As if ESPN wasn't having enough troubles, word just broke: The network and Woody Paige are being sued by a former "Cold Pizza" makeup artist for sexual harassment. ("Fire him!") The juicy and terrifying details: More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=273308&view=rss&microfeed=true

So, if you take away a show's staff, and its location, and its format, and, lastly, its name, is it even the same show anymore? And isn't that a good thing? More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=242665&view=rss&microfeed=true

There are certain sentences that you just never imagined yourself typing, and here's one of them. Yesterday on Cold Pizza, Michael Clarke Duncan accused Skip Bayless of "putting him on front street." More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=231986&view=rss&microfeed=true

We know we pick on "Cold Pizza" a little more than we should around here; it's kind of an easy target sometimes, and besides, since we're here by ourselves all day, it's the only thing on. It's not as bad a show as, say, "Quite Frankly" or "Teammates," which is not to say it will ever be confused with anything good. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=162474&view=rss&microfeed=true

Former Atlanta Braves yokel John Rocker has been in New York City all day today, promoting a new show he has on the Spike Network. ("Look, he's by the 7 Train! Whoa!") More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=158611&view=rss&microfeed=true

Jamie Mottram, host of the Sports Bloggers Live radio show, and curator of his own sports blog, MisterIrrelevant.com, found himself on ESPN2's Cold Pizza this morning getting dirty looks from Skip Bayless. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=155625&view=rss&microfeed=true

Hey, look, on "Cold Pizza": It's Coconut Jones! (He may look vaguely familiar to you.) More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=152569&view=rss&microfeed=true

So we were watching "Cold Pizza" this morning, waiting for Dana Jacobson to wave or wink or something, when Super Bowl legend Joe Montana and his wacky shirt showed up and started talking about high blood pressure. We thought this was a moment where he would discuss how scary playing in the Super Bowl is, how you have to be calm and make the right decisions. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=152306&view=rss&microfeed=true

As we watched yet another A-list huge Hollywood star attempt to withstand the blistering interrogation of ESPN2's "Cold Pizza" this morning — in this case, Nick Swardson, "star" of Grandma's Boy — we paused to reflect on "Cold Pizza"'s move yesterday to 10 a.m. The ESPN morning show was moved back two hours for "Mike and Mike In the Morning," which, essentially, is a camera in a radio studio. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=146143&view=rss&microfeed=true

Over the weekend, our man Woody Paige — whom we swear we're not picking on; we're gonna cut down on Woody news soon, promise — wrote his last column from the Denver Post, saying he's now going to "stick it out in New York for a while." We have no problem with this; we live in New York too, we like it here and totally understand wanting to stay here. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=140934&view=rss&microfeed=true

While watching Woody Paige dressed up as Elvis on "Cold Pizza" this morning — because he's outrageous! — we decided to filter through our requested submissions for Woody's chalkboard sayings from our readers and thought we present you the best ones. This one might be our favorite, since it reminds the world of Paige's brightest moment. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=140630&view=rss&microfeed=true

On yesterday's "Around The Horn," our man Woody Paige acknowledges that the world is watching. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=140440&view=rss&microfeed=true

Well, here's something interesting. You know the Unification Church, Rev. Sun Myung Moon's devoted church/money laundering cult (depending on which side you're on)? Well, as it turns out, Atlantic Video — the studio that houses "Cold Pizza," as well as other ESPN Original Entertainment programs — is actually one of the many fronts for the Unification Church. The Moonies — if you can call them that — own Atlantic Video, which won the rights to broadcast "Cold Pizza" by coming in with the lowest bid. The Unification folks aren't exactly happy with the deal; they just canned president Todd Mason. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=140202&view=rss&microfeed=true

His name is William Hocutt, he's a law student at the University of Alabama, his blog can be found at Legalacidity.diaryland.com and he is our favorite person on earth. Mr. Hocutt is the sainted soul responsible for putting together and carrying the "Deadspin Says Cold Pizza Tastes Good!" sign on ESPN2's "Cold Pizza" this morning. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=136846&view=rss&microfeed=true

We love all of our readers, but this morning ... we have our favorite. For today, at least. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=136689&view=rss&microfeed=true

The following exchange just took place on "Cold Pizza:" More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=133541&view=rss&microfeed=true

So we've been investigating this whole "Cold Pizza" burnout this morning — their show was taken off the air, mid-program, because of "technical difficulties" — and we've heard several different theories, including the rather far-fetched one that they decided, right in the middle of the show, to cancel it. (That's not what happened, but, man, if there ever were a show that would happen to, that would be it.) Supposedly a power surge hit the 34th Street offices, knocking out host studio Atlantic Video's "state of the art" two-year-old space. We hear the suits are "furious" and considering "mass firings," which seems like an overreaction, considering we're pretty certain we're the only people who noticed, and CERTAINLY the only people writing about it. The show is reportedly coming back tomorrow, unless the guy powering the electricity by riding a bike in the basement gets tired again. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=133092&view=rss&microfeed=true

It's pouring freezing rain in New York City right now, which might be why ESPN2's "Cold Pizza" is not airing right now, after experiencing "technical difficulties." (Of course, the "Today" show appears to be doing all right. We're sure they each spend the same money on staff.) More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=132961&view=rss&microfeed=true

ESPN2's "Cold Pizza" continues to chase down the big stories. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=131887&view=rss&microfeed=true

You thought you knew Woody Paige. You thought he was the guy who ate dog food on the air. You thought he was the guy who threw temper tantrums because nobody invites his girlfriends to ESPN going-away parties. You thought he was the dope who wore stupid hats and called himself, inventively, "Professor Screw Loose." More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=131386&view=rss&microfeed=true

This morning, ESPN2's "Cold Pizza" featured several mock "battles" between the "actors" from the Medieval Times "restaurant" chain. Afterwards, sports "analysts" Skip Bayless and Woody Paige gave them all hugs. And that's all we have to say about that. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=130781&view=rss&microfeed=true

After pointing out last week that "Cold Pizza"'s Woody Paige had been reduced to eating dog food live on camera, we've heard some more news about everybody's favorite "columnist." More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=129271&view=rss&microfeed=true

As we continue to glance backward at ESPN alpha dog Mark Shapiro's tenure, we take a look back at some of the more serious missteps during his reign. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=128482&view=rss&microfeed=true

OK, so we were just watching the rerun of this morning's episode of ESPN2's "Cold Pizza" — we can only watch the same "SportsCenter" so many times before our soul starts to collapse into powder — and we saw Hometown Columnist Woody Paige eat a whole canister of dog food. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=128147&view=rss&microfeed=true

We were impressed to see the folks from on ESPN2's Cold Pizza this morning, as much as we can be impressed to see anyone on Cold Pizza. We still don't think Football Outsiders is ever going to quite hit the levels of Baseball Prospectus, if just because people who watch baseball are just bigger computer nerds than those who watch football. But they're getting there: We mean, they shared a stage with Skip Bayless! They're huge! More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=116688&view=rss&microfeed=true