Deadspin: Cole Hamels

My Oh My Does Cole Hamels Look Like He Was Born To Walk The Runway

Brian Hickey — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 23:45:00 EDT

Earlier tonight, The Shane Victorino Foundation All-Star Celebrity Fashion Show was held in Philadelphia. It's for a good cause. This picture was taken there. Do with it what you will. More »

Fox Has Some Odd Advice For What Cole Hamels Should Do On The Pitchers Mound Today

Brian Hickey — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 17:00:00 EDT

In all likelihood, Kenny Albert probably wishes his broadcast-booth script just said, "Throw a curve" instead of the "drop a deuce" line he just uttered on air. More »

American Patriot Tim Howard Thinks Soccer Ceremonies In America Should Be Conducted In American English

Brian Hickey — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 10:00:00 EDT

Your morning roundup for June 26, a day after a man who lost his arm to a rocket in Afghanistan caught a foul ball. More »

The Time Zito Gave Mulder A Handjob, And Other Tales From The World Of Baseball Slash Fiction

Jack Dickey — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 15:45:00 EST

Some lucky folks have especially vivid imaginations. But the rest of us need the internet to find Jaret Wright tenderly licking Melky Cabrera, or Kyle Farnsworth and Vance Wilson in bed together with knives. More »

Your "Heroes of Concentration" Phillies/Reds Open Thread

Brian Hickey — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 19:00:00 EDT

Reds pitcher Johnny Cueto beat the Phillies 7-3 in Cincy on June 28. But then, they lost a game in Philly 10 days later. This is his first playoff game. Says Cueto, "I just need to concentrate." [Cincinnati.com] More »

Cigar Guy Isn't As Fun, Photoshoppable When He's Not Wearing The Fake 'Stache

Brian Hickey — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »

Deadspin I-Team: Is This Cole Hamels's Butt?

Deadspin I-Team — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:45:00 EDT

A routine Jamie Moyer interview took a turn toward Sipowicz Territory when a mysterious nude Phillie bared most in the background. But is it Cole Hamels? The Fightins seems to think so. Deadspin I-Team: Assemble! More evidence after the jump. More »

The Year In...Athlete Power Couples

Barry Petchesky — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:00:04 EST

Just like last year, we're showcasing the people, ideas and memes that made Deadspin 2009 shine. Today: Athlete Power Couples. More »

Cole Hamels Will Warp Your Mind

Barry Petchesky — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:30:00 EDT

Take a good, long look at this "photo" atop Cole Hamels's official web site. Notice anything? More »

Cole Hamels Leaves Game When Wife Goes Into Labor

Tommy Craggs — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:00:45 EDT

Hamels left with his stick-figure artist wife, Heidi, after she went into labor with their first child. Hamels had given up four runs and seven hits in five innings, laying, as if in sympathy, an enormous Game 2 egg. [ESPN] More »

Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily

Tommy Craggs — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:30:52 EDT

Here, via Philebrity, is an advertisement from the new issue of Philadelphia Magazine, in which the Hamels family tries to sell you a luxury condo by posing like a couple of Precious Moments figurines in front of a horrified city. More »

Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About "Road Beef"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:00:07 EDT

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The E! True Hollywood Story is documentary TV for people who don't really want to know about what actually goes on in the world. So why is it educating our nation's moms about the concept of "road beef"? More »

Cole Hamels Is Very Secure In His Masculinity, Thank You

A.J. Daulerio — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:20:26 EDT

One fan was mortified to find out the Phillies pitcher's mode of pet transport: the dreaded tiny dog backpack. [Yellaphant] More »

Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public

A.J. Daulerio — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:00:23 EST

The Philadelphia Phillies' ace and his wife, former"Survivor" temptress, Heidi Strobel, have decided to use their good fortune and popularity to add the latest Hollywood accessory to their young family: AIDS orphans. More »

Mets Fans Don't Like Being Called Choke Artists

A.J. Daulerio — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:00:15 EST

Cole Hamels has angered Mets fans. Once again, emailer Dan, has been deputized Deadspin Mets correspondent for this afternoon. More »

Cole Hamels Likes The Scrawny Reality TV Stars

Leitch — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 14:45:29 EST

For those of you who watch "Survivor," you might remember Heidi Strobel, a woman who, after three weeks on an island with little food, proved herself to be 85 percent breasts. More »

That Brief Moment Before Phillies Fans Start Hating You

Leitch — Fri, 12 May 2006 13:45:39 EDT

Few things in the sports are more reliably and depressingly predictable than the arc of a young Philadelphia prospect. Philly fans start salivating when they initially hear about a guy, start shaking uncontrollably a few weeks before his debut, are screaming at a fever pitch once he's finally on the field and are booing within the month. It's a fun cycle. Usually they're Rolen-ed out of town by the time they're actually useful. More »