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			<title><![CDATA[The Fantasy Impact Of Steven Jackson's Cleansed Colon]]></title>
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During yesterday's story about Rams running back <a href="http://deadspin.com/5018988/steven-jackson-gives-colonics-a-big-thumbs-up-">Steven Jackson and his messy colon cleanse</A>, I questioned the potential fantasy football impact such a procedure would have on the top five running back. Thankfully, some of the wise men from Yahoo!'s Fantasy Football think tank decided it was worthy of a discussion. Please enjoy this "exclusive analysis" from <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/top/expertsarchive?author=Brad+Evans">Brad Evans</a>, <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/top/expertsarchive?author=Andy+Behrens">Andy Behrens</a>, and <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/top/expertsarchive?author=Brandon+Funston">Brandon Funston</a>. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5019305/the-fantasy-impact-of-steven-jacksons-cleansed-colon" title="Click here to read more about The Fantasy Impact Of Steven Jackson's Cleansed Colon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:00:18 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Steven Jackson Gives Colonics A Big 'Thumbs Up ']]></title>
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The St. Louis Rams' Steven Jackson was a colossal bust last season for many fantasy football owners, but he will apparently try anything to not  be such a stiff this year. This includes agreeing, per his girlfriend's recommendation, to have a colonic in order to "clean his system out." Not only was his girlfriend, Supriya Harris on hand for the historic poop-letting, but he also shared his experience with <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Aq3OakOswP7twIaLdT8J8pNDubYF?slug=ms-thegameface062008&prov=yhoo&type=lgns">Yahoo's Michael Silver</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5018988/steven-jackson-gives-colonics-a-big-thumbs-up-" title="Click here to read more about Steven Jackson Gives Colonics A Big 'Thumbs Up '">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:35:17 EDT]]></pubDate>
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