Dammit, Avalanche. Making a good hockey hype video is not the hardest thing in the world. All you need is a decently edited highlight reel backed by a song that has, like, drums and guitars and stuff. You can even use a song from a band as insipid and annoying as Imagine Dragons! Any song will work! But here are two things you absolutely cannot do: Actually allow the guy from Imagine Dragons to appear in your video, and ask your moistened players to lip synch with a discomforting amount of faux-intensity.

Seriously though, why is everyone so moist?

h/t Daniel