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			<title><![CDATA[Today's Diamondbacks-Rockies Game Was Delayed Due To Bees. Lots Of Bees. [UPDATE]]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: v/cf2ddc32 --><!-- /videoId: v/cf2ddc32 -->  A swarm of bees delayed today's Arizona-Colorado game in Denver for several minutes during the top of the fifth inning, as the mass of winged insects invaded the first base line and Rockies' dugout before eventually gathering near a photographers' well on the the right field line.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5911248/todays-diamondbacks+rockies-game-was-delayed-due-to-bees-lots-of-bees" title="Click here to read more about Today's Diamondbacks-Rockies Game Was Delayed Due To Bees. Lots Of Bees. [UPDATE]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 May 2012 17:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jamie Moyer Continues To Break Every Oldest Baseball Player's Record]]></title>
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				 Record-breaking old man Jamie Moyer, who legend has it is older than dirt, legged out a two-run infield single tonight, becoming the geezeriest ballplayer to ever drive in a run. Pitcher Jack Quinn of the Brooklyn Dodgers was 48 years, 11 months, and six days when he <a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/BRO/BRO193206070.shtml">hit a three-run double back in 1932</a>, so at least Moyer still has another record to shoot for. (Moyer, incidentally, also <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2012_05_16_arimlb_colmlb_1&mode=box">won the game tonight</a> by throwing six-and-a-third innings of one-run ball, breaking <a href="http://deadspin.com/5902915/jamie-moyer-becomes-oldest-pitcher-in-baseball-history-to-win-a-game">the previous record for oldest win</a> set by himself a month ago.)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5911005/jamie-moyer-continues-to-break-every-oldest-baseball-players-record" title="Click here to read more about Jamie Moyer Continues To Break Every Oldest Baseball Player's Record">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 May 2012 23:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In the eighth inning last night, Rockies shortstop Troy Tulowitzki was standing on the top step of the dugout when he took a foul ball from Dexter Fowler off his left leg. Tulowitzki told the <em>Denver Post</em> <a href="http://blogs.denverpost.com/rockies/2012/05/14/rockies-tulowitzki-leaves-leg-injury-struck-foul-ball/11982/">the leg went numb</a> and that he thought it might have been broken, but X-rays were negative. Tulowitzki has a deep bruise, and he's going to be day-to-day. Much credit to Colorado's team trainer for providing him with as much instant relief as he could muster.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5910414/this-photo-of-troy-tulowitzki-and-the-rockies-trainer-is-not-what-it-looks-like" title="Click here to read more about This Photo Of Troy Tulowitzki And The Rockies' Trainer Is Not What It Looks Like">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				OK, OK. As you can see in the video below, it wasn't a clean grab, since it's obvious the ball ricocheted into dude's cup. But so what? Both Padres play-by-play man Dick Enberg and his broadcast partner, Mark Grant, knew what had to be done. And, just like that, dude obliged.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5908848/padres-fan-catches-foul-ball-in-beer-cup-chugs" title="Click here to read more about Padres Fan Catches Foul Ball In Beer Cup, Chugs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 May 2012 10:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Nobody survives till age 49 in the major leagues without making enemies. Hence Jamie Moyer's dustup with whippersnapper Chipper Jones this weekend. And before that, the middle-aged mushballer talked to <em>Westword</em> for a feature story. In one of the outtakes, he explained that he had come close to signing this year <a href="http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2012/05/jamie_moyer_colorado_rockies_baltimore_orioles.php">not with the Rockies but with the Baltimore Orioles</a>, for whom he went 25-22 from 1993 to 1995, in what had seemed at the time to be the late middle of his career. Baltimore let Moyer leave as a free agent after 1995, and he went to the Boston Red Sox, then run by Dan Duquette.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5908370/jamie-moyer-has-the-oldest-grudges-in-major-league-baseball-too" title="Click here to read more about Jamie Moyer Has The Oldest Grudges In Major League Baseball, Too">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Jeremy Guthrie, who may have more in common with Arlo than previously thought, will "miss a couple starts" <a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/dailypitch/post/2012/04/guthrie-lands-on-15-day-dl-after-bike-accident/1#.T5v-PL8zJIg">according to Rockies' manager Jim Tracy</a> with some right AC joint pain.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5905960/jeremy-guthrie-on-15+day-disabled-list-because-he-is-a-bicycle+riding-hippie" title="Click here to read more about Jeremy Guthrie on 15-Day Disabled List Because He Is A Bicycle-Riding Hippie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Scott Hairston did that cool and meaningless thing where a player gets all the different kinds of hits possible in one game. Sadly, it was not a "natural" cycle, an even more meaningless occurrence made remarkable by the order in which the hits are made. The Mets, on the other hand, did that uncool and relatively meaningful thing where they lose a baseball game.  Mets pitchers faced 14 batters and allowed 11 runs in the fifth inning en route to a <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2012/04/28/hairston-gets-cycle-but-mets-lose-18-to-rockies/">crushing 18-9 loss to the Rockies</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5905955/scott-hairston-hits-for-cycle-mets-get-clobbered" title="Click here to read more about Scott Hairston Hits For Cycle, Mets Get Clobbered">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As part of the new collective bargaining agreement,<a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20111122&content_id=26026776"> MLB has some new rules</a>. Some will have major effects on the sport, including playoffs, scheduling and free agency. Others are mere footnotes. This is in no way one of the mere footnotes.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5905110/a-monumental-day-for-mlb-as-pirates-and-rockies-debut-historic-26+man-rosters" title="Click here to read more about A Monumental Day For MLB, As Pirates And Rockies Debut Historic 26-Man Rosters">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://www.sportsradiointerviews.com">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: The 49-year-old Moyer keeps on chugging.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5903536/jamie-moyer-has-faced-89-percent-of-all-mlb-hitters-ever" title="Click here to read more about Jamie Moyer Has Faced 8.9 Percent Of All MLB Hitters Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Good for Jamie Moyer, who pitched seven effective innings against the Padres Tuesday night to earn <a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/moyerja01.shtml">the 268th win</a> of his never-ending and perpetual baseball career. At the age of 49 years, 150 days, he also became the oldest geezer to win a MLB game.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5902915/jamie-moyer-becomes-oldest-pitcher-in-baseball-history-to-win-a-game" title="Click here to read more about Jamie Moyer Becomes Oldest Pitcher In Baseball History To Win A Game">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				To land on the disabled list, some players might strain a calf muscle while working out at the gym or sprain their wrist in pursuit of a shallow flyball.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5898932/hurler-outman-injured-while-hurling-something-out" title="Click here to read more about Hurler Outman Injured While Hurling Something Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: v/3f265d71 --><!-- /videoId: v/3f265d71 --> Earlier this afternoon, tensions ran high between the Cleveland Indians and the Colorado Rockies when Ubaldo Jimenez drilled his former teammate, Troy Tulowitzki. Tulo immediately dropped his bat and made toward the mound and Jimenez decided to meet him halfway. Benches cleared and not much else happened, but <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHmCmcU1CGs&feature=youtu.be">here is another view</a> with the aftermath. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5898239/here-is-the-much-ballyhooed-ubaldo-jimenez-plunking-of-troy-tulowitzki" title="Click here to read more about Here Is The Much-Ballyhooed Ubaldo Jimenez Plunking Of Troy Tulowitzki">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Not only did Moyer make the rotation, he is slotted to be the second starter behind Jeremy Guthrie. He is 49 years old and will become the oldest pitcher to win a game in the Major Leagues. Notes the <i><a href="http://www.denverpost.com/rockies/ci_20294090/rockies-moyer-makes-rotation-will-pitch-april-7">Denver Post</a></i>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5898014/jamie-moyer-made-the-colorado-rockies-rotation-is-old" title="Click here to read more about Jamie Moyer Made The Colorado Rockies Rotation, Is Old">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: inkG7_yYaHA --><!-- /videoId: inkG7_yYaHA --> Just your typical pre-game rundown last night on Sunday Night Baseball. Except that, as Bobby Valentine was giving his portion of the preview of Rockies-Cardinals, someone on the field near first base can be seen getting KO'd by a baseball.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5830902/watch-as-a-rockies-coach-gets-drilled-in-the-face-while-bobby-valentine-talks" title="Click here to read more about Watch As A Rockies Coach Gets Drilled In The Face While Bobby Valentine Talks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I guess what we're saying is that Tulo always hustles, while Tejada is looking to top <a href="http://www.baseballprospectus.com/blog/tater_trot_tracker/">the Tater Tot Tracker charts.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5816625/troy-tulowitzki-scores-from-first-on-a-bloop-single-miguel-tejada-nearly-gets-thrown-out-at-home-on-a-hr" title="Click here to read more about Troy Tulowitzki Scores From First On A Bloop Single, Miguel Tejada Nearly Gets Thrown Out At Home On A HR">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:45:29 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A 27-year-old man died on Wednesday from injuries sustained in a fall as he was attempting to slide down a railing at <a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/articles/2011/05/24/drinking_linked_to_problems_in_the_ballpark_stands/?page=full">Coors Field</a>. Robert Seamans of Pueblo, Colo., was <a href="http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2011/05/robert_seamans_pueblo_rockies_died.php">a committed Rockies fan</a>. He was taken to Denver Health Medical Center immediately after the accident, where he was declared brain-dead. Seamans reportedly fell 20 feet from the railing and <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/2011/05/24/2901910/fan-seriously-injured-in-fall.html">into a concrete stairwell</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5806034/the-handrail-slide-turns-deadly-at-coors-field" title="Click here to read more about The Handrail Slide Turns Deadly At Coors Field">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 May 2011 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/124 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/124 --> Tulo hit his 10th and 11th home runs of the month yesterday and is leading the way for the surging Rockies. However, overshadowing Carlos Gonzalez's spectacular season is a real dick move. [Music via David Bartholomew]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5640118/troy-tulowitzkis-monster-month-undermined-with-a-dirty-song" title="Click here to read more about Troy Tulowitzki's Monster Month Undermined With A Dirty Song">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/104/ --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/104/ -->  Joey Votto broke Colorado Rockies pitcher Aaron Cook's fibula last night on a hard liner and it's really something to hear. Again and again. And again and again and again. [<a href="http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/the-video-of-aaron-cooks-injury-makes-me-squeamish.php">HardballTalk</a>, video via <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=11873811&topic_id=8878968&c_id=mlb">MLB.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5634162/watch-and-hear-aaron-cook-fracture-his-fibula" title="Click here to read more about Watch And Hear Aaron Cook Fracture His Fibula">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Sep 2010 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/67 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/67 --> In the 6th inning of last night's Rockies-Dodgers game, Vin Scully decided to carefully examine Troy Tulowitzki's hairstyle after learning it is called a mullet, which to Scully had always been&mdash;and always will be&mdash;a type of fish. Listen. [<a href="http://wezen-ball.com/2010-articles/august/vin-scully-a-troy-tulowitzkis-mullet.html">Wezen-Ball</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5616896/vin-scully-doesnt-understand-your-newfangled-haircut-troy-tulowitzki" title="Click here to read more about Vin Scully Doesn't Understand Your Newfangled Haircut, Troy Tulowitzki">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The Rockies catcher passed a kidney stone during a recent game against the Diamondbacks, then he threw his gear back on and later singled. "I can handle pain a little bit," he said. "Let's play baseball." [<a href="http://lastangryfan.com/2010/04/rockies-miguel-olivo-is-the-toughest-player-in-baseball/">Last Angry Fan</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5527381/wince+inducing-story-of-the-day-miguel-olivo-has-a-urethra-of-steel" title="Click here to read more about Wince-Inducing Story Of The Day: Miguel Olivo Has A Urethra Of Steel">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Rockies president Keli McGregor, said to be "in top physical shape," was found dead this morning in a Salt Lake City hotel room. Cops say he died of natural causes. [<a href="http://www.denverpost.com/ci_14920811">Denver Post</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5520782/rockies-president-48-found-dead" title="Click here to read more about Rockies President, 48, Found Dead">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>Will Leitch will be previewing/musing on every baseball team each weekday until the start of the season. You can <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Are-We-Winning-Fathers-Baseball/dp/1401323707/?ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1266850157&sr=1-1&tag=gmgamzn-20">pre-order his book</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/williamfleitch">follow him on Twitter</A>. Today: The Colorado Rockies.</eM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5483791/colorado-rockies-millionaires-and-the-skipper-too" title="Click here to read more about Colorado Rockies: Millionaires, And The Skipper Too">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's going to be a little <a href="http://www.weather.com/weather/hourbyhour/graph/USCO0105?from=weekend_topnav_undeclared">chilly in Denver this evening</a> so Game 3 of the NLDS has been postponed until Sunday night. Don't worry, baseball players. No one thinks less of you. [Photo via <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/ci_13533706">Denver Post</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5378722/rockies+phillies-game-called-off" title="Click here to read more about Rockies-Phillies Game Called Off">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Phillies vs. Rockies. Cliff Lee vs. Ubaldo Jimenez. Smelly Cheese Steak Heads vs. <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_13505153">Tongue Bathers</a>. [<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=Auc3AKVzllUz1YzLCWO27w05nYcB?gid=291007122">Yahoo!</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5376473/wfc-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about WFC Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>For those refined gentlepeople who prefer the cerebral grace of baseball to the plebian savagery of football, October is the greatest of months.  <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/sports/">Will Leitch</a> looks at each of the eight playoff combatants. Now up: The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COLORADO ROCKIES" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COLORADO ROCKIES" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/colorado-rockies/">Colorado Rockies</a>.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5374649/mlb-postseason-preview-colorado-rockies" title="Click here to read more about MLB Postseason Preview: Colorado Rockies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Remember <a href="http://deadspin.com/5345083/the-rockies-are-a-team-of-destiny--again">last week</a> when I awarded Colorado the National League championship? Yeah, that was fun. It just goes to show you that a watched pot of history-making sports feats usually doesn't boil.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5349338/the-rockies-are-a-team-of-destiny-destined-to-fail" title="Click here to read more about The Rockies Are A Team Of Destiny Destined To Fail">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Two years ago, Colorado's miracle finish lifted a scrappy upstart team to the World Series. Then suddenly they were were terrible again. Now they're on the verge of another miracle comeback. How do they do it (every other year)?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5345083/the-rockies-are-a-team-of-destiny--again" title="Click here to read more about The Rockies Are A Team Of Destiny ... Again">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				All is well now that <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged YORVIT TORREALBA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged YORVIT TORREALBA" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/yorvit-torrealba/">Yorvit Torrealba</a>'s son has been <a href="http://deadspin.com/5279176/yorvit-torrealbas-son-rescued-from-kidnappers">rescued from kidnappers</a> in Venezuela and brought to the United States, but the hardest part of the boy's ordeal was trying defend Dad's .220 batting average to his captors.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5290971/kidnappers-take-yorvit-torrealbas-son-mock-his-batting-average" title="Click here to read more about Kidnappers Take Yorvit Torrealba's Son, Mock His Batting Average">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Colorado catcher's 11-year-old son and two of the boy's uncles were kidnapped in Venezuela, but escaped before any ransom was paid. The incident was kept quiet by police and MLB until it was resolved. (Safely, thank goodness.) [<a href="http://www.denverpost.com/ci_12519654">Denver Post</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5279176/yorvit-torrealbas-son-rescued-from-kidnappers" title="Click here to read more about Yorvit Torrealba's Son Rescued From Kidnappers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Sources say! <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CLINT HURDLE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CLINT HURDLE" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/clint-hurdle/">Clint Hurdle</a> will be fired after seven years (really?) as Colorado's manager and just a little over one season removed from the team's World Series appearance. Does anyone have a John Denver CD I can borrow? [<a href="http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_12477955">Denver Post</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5272892/the-end-of-the-rocky-road-for-clint-hurdle" title="Click here to read more about The End Of The Rocky Road For Clint Hurdle">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We've certainly made fun of Woody Paige for a while around these parts, but we've still given him a level of esteem and prestige above that of a random late-night talk-radio caller. But considering the amount of basic understanding (or lack thereof) of how the operation of a baseball team works he showed in <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/rockies/ci_9441007">yesterday's column about the Rockies and Matt Holliday</A>, we have perhaps been too generous.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5012220/woody-paige-would-like-to-trade-matt-holliday-for-magic-beans" title="Click here to read more about Woody Paige Would Like To Trade Matt Holliday For Magic Beans">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Red Smiths, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: The Rockies' <a href="http://deadspin.com/381357/mmmff-yawn-good-morning--is-the-padres-game-over-yet">2-1, 22-inning win over the Padres</A>.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/382984/the-mountain-men-over-the-celibate-crew" title="Click here to read more about The Mountain Men Over The Celibate Crew">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Every single person who chooses to disrobe at a sporting event in front of thousands of people is usually grinning from ear-to-ear, hypnotized by a state of joyfulness they've lost while  suffering through the daily malaise of being fully-clothed.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/383044/rockies-fans-need-to-bust-out" title="Click here to read more about Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As a weary nation slept peacefully, the Rockies' Kip Wells struck out Padres' pitcher Glendon Rusch to end the longest game in either team's history; a 22-inning, 2-1 win for Colorado at Petco Park. It all ended at 1:21 a.m. PST &mdash; 4:21 on the east coast &mdash; 6 hours, 16 minutes after it had begun. By the time it had ended, the seventh-inning stretch seemed miles and years away. In fact, there had also been a 14th-inning stretch and a 21st-inning stretch. Since no one was amused by the prospect of a 28th-inning stretch, or watching Rockies' players shave in the dugout to comply with the team's ban on facial hair, all were relieved when the Padres made two throwing errors and Troy Tulowitzki then doubled to drive in Willy Taveraz in the top of the 22nd. Also the outfield grass had grown to ankle level. My only regret is that ESPN wasn't televising it.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/381357/mmmff-yawn-good-morning--is-the-padres-game-over-yet" title="Click here to read more about Mmmff (Yawn) Good Morning ... Is The Padres Game Over Yet?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Remember when Pat Riley trademarked the phrase "Three-peat?" It's a good thing he did, because, you know, his team couldn't three-peat in the NBDL right now. Well, the Colorado Rockies have absorbed Riley's lesson: They're attempting to <a href="http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=89636">trademark the term "Rocktober."</A> 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/378279/the-colorado-rockies-own-all-the-hip-catchphrases" title="Click here to read more about The Colorado Rockies Own All The Hip Catchphrases">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Question: Anybody else buy the MLB Extra Innings package? They're eventually gonna update that schedule with games, right? Our cable system is still showing nothing ... and the season starts Monday, doggone it!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/372974/your-nl-west-preview" title="Click here to read more about Your NL West "Preview"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>For the third consecutive season, we are proud to introduce the <a href="http://deadspin.com/tag/baseball-season-preview/">Deadspin Baseball Season Previews</A>. Yes, baseball is awfully close now; it's spring training, after all.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/361557/baseball-season-preview-colorado-rockies" title="Click here to read more about Baseball Season Preview: Colorado Rockies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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