ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "I think Drayton will end up "misrembering" this interview after the FBI investigation." — die_hard_stlfan

(Re: Astros owner plans to honor Clemens deal)

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "LeBron youngest to 10,000 points and KG 11,000 rebounds — a good game history-wise." — redsox6585

• Wilt youngest to bed 10,000 women — a good game player-wise.-loveyawilt — tater

• The ring is destroyed and Sauron, defeated — a good day, Sam-wise. —FBaggins6585 — Sir Hotbod Handsomeface