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Your Ex-Girlfriend's Favorite Gum Vs. Nocturnal Avians: Cornell-Temple Open Thread

Your Ex-Girlfriend's Favorite Gum Vs. Nocturnal Avians: Cornell-Temple Open Thread #collegebasketball #marchmadness

Jesus, Adderall, Heavy Metal Sex, And Marshmallows

Jesus, Adderall, Heavy Metal Sex, And Marshmallows #funbag #ballsdeep

Sexting Tiger Threatened To "Slap, Spank, Bite and Fuck Till Mercy"

Sexting Tiger Threatened To "Slap, Spank, Bite and Fuck Till Mercy" #tigerwoodssexting #tigerwoods

A Side-By-Side Examination Of Tiger's Golf Performance And His Concurrent Sexting

A Side-By-Side Examination Of Tiger's Golf Performance And His Concurrent Sexting #tigerwoods #tigerwoodssexting

Whining Time: Reggie Miller, The Knicks, And The Prayer Of The Bitchy Girl

Whining Time: Reggie Miller, The Knicks, And The Prayer Of The Bitchy Girl #nba #reggiemiller

Prepare For Deadspin's Preposterous Spring Break Week, Featuring Pat Jordan

Prepare For Deadspin's Preposterous Spring Break Week, Featuring Pat Jordan #springbreak #springbroken

Milwaukee Brewers: Ascot Justice

Milwaukee Brewers: Ascot Justice #2010mlbpreviews #2010baseballprevie

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Image of Its The Beer Talking Its The Beer Talking 02/26/09

Seriously, close the door to your office


Haha...office. And then maybe I'll drive home in my chocolate sports car to my gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane.


You crack me up, Dash.


/kicks cubicle wall Reply


Image of Stev D Stev D 02/26/09

@Its The Beer Talking: My office has many windows, an antique oak desk and a view of the moon!


/sobs softly into my hands Reply


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@Stev D: You guys have jobs still? Bastards! Reply

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