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Hellacious Clergymen Try To Put Down Endowed Steers: Wake Forest-Texas Open Thread (NAIL BITER ALERT)

Hellacious Clergymen Try To Put Down Endowed Steers: Wake Forest-Texas Open Thread (NAIL BITER ALERT) #collegebasketball #marchmadness

Jesus, Adderall, Heavy Metal Sex, And Marshmallows

Jesus, Adderall, Heavy Metal Sex, And Marshmallows #funbag #ballsdeep

Sexting Tiger Threatened To "Slap, Spank, Bite and Fuck Till Mercy"

Sexting Tiger Threatened To "Slap, Spank, Bite and Fuck Till Mercy" #tigerwoodssexting #tigerwoods

A Side-By-Side Examination Of Tiger's Golf Performance And His Concurrent Sexting

A Side-By-Side Examination Of Tiger's Golf Performance And His Concurrent Sexting #tigerwoods #tigerwoodssexting

Whining Time: Reggie Miller, The Knicks, And The Prayer Of The Bitchy Girl

Whining Time: Reggie Miller, The Knicks, And The Prayer Of The Bitchy Girl #nba #reggiemiller

Prepare For Deadspin's Preposterous Spring Break Week, Featuring Pat Jordan

Prepare For Deadspin's Preposterous Spring Break Week, Featuring Pat Jordan #springbreak #springbroken

Milwaukee Brewers: Ascot Justice

Milwaukee Brewers: Ascot Justice #2010mlbpreviews #2010baseballprevie

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Image of Jack Carpenter Jack Carpenter 06/02/09

I'd like to rub some barbeque sauce on that behind and brrrrrr


/Anchorman'd


But really, I'd stick inanimate objects in places that may not even exist yet on her.


/bye guys and gals

//AJ's a dick who didn't bother to tell you he's behind this all so he can save face, yet almost every post has been a trap after the "I have nothing to do with it" post, which was total bullshit. Reply


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@Jack Carpenter: There are only 3 pages of "Jack Carpenter" on Facebook. It will be easy for them to find you. Reply

Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood 06/02/09

@Jack Carpenter: Jack Carpenter will forever be known as "The Michael Moore of Deadspin" Reply

Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine 06/02/09

@Jack Carpenter: If I were Jack Carpenter/
And you were an AJ/
Would you ban me anyway/
For being unfunny?
Reply

Image of Thirsty Squirrel Thirsty Squirrel 06/02/09

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1 Ring of Fire Reply

Image of lecoqsportif lecoqsportif 06/02/09

@MarkKelsosMigraine: also

+1 pair of giant fake tits

and +1 golden voice honored by Kevin Spacey.
Reply

Image of The Mighty Pigs The Mighty Pigs 06/02/09

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: +1 bank gun promotion. Reply

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@Jack Carpenter: +1! Reply

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