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Breakdown of Hummer owners: Tough guys come in at 43%. Pricks are at 27%. Douchebags make up 15%. Now, dildoes are at 15%. This is weird, because I've never had to pluralize the word dildo before. I don't know if it's -es or just -s at the end. It kind of looks like "dil does".
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@Kid Canada: "Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo"
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@Kid Canada: When Skwisgaar Skwigelf pronounces it, it sounds like "dildos" without an "e," as in "Your playing was dildos."
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@Kid Canada: See I always thought the breakdown was: Guys with small penises - 100%
//only counts for the newer Hummers, not the old school army ones
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@Kid Canada: Don't you guys have some sort of national law requiring you to add an extra "E" even if unnecessary?
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@Kid Canada: hope you never have to again, like at a deposition or something. "How many dildoes were there?" "I dunno, but I'm sore and I want to go home."
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