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Jen P 07/02/09

Rebecca and Becky? Who the hell gives cousins the same name? Reply

A Message To Rudy 07/02/09

@Jen P:

I'll ask my older cousin Kenny and my younger cousin Kenny. Seriously. Reply

SuccessBot 07/02/09

@Ken Green:

Shit I knew a guy whose parents were so backwoods, they named their sons William and Bill. No lie. Bill said it was a nightmare dealing with taxes and things like that. This is totally true.

/no joke Reply

Jen P 07/02/09

@Ken Green: Same side of the family? That's fucked up. I always thought that the sibling that gives birth first is supposed to steal the other's favorite baby name, leaving the latter parent bitter and resentful at having to name their child Amanda when she should have been Michaela.

Or maybe that's just my family. Reply

UpstateUnderdog 07/02/09

@Jen P: My mother-in-law and her 2 sisters, thats who. My wife is named Maria and her two first cousins are also named Maria.

/not kidding Reply

A Message To Rudy 07/02/09

@Jen P:

You're telling me. Family reunions were fucked up. They resolved to calling us "Big Kenny", "Little Kenny" and "Middle Kenny". I was the undistinguished "Middle Kenny". Reply

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