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New York, 7:41 PM
Sun Mar 21
13 posts in the last 24 hours

Starburied 07/19/09

Well Ross, she probably had enough time to complete another full gestation period while you were shanking your way to a quadbogey on 5. A little sense of urgency would be nice. Reply

@Starburied: "Paging Mr. Fisher, paging Mr. Fisher. That's funny, he was right here on the leader board a minute ago. Where'd he go? His wife's in labor." Reply

BruschisBrewsky 07/19/09

@Starburied: Those who haven't completely molested a hole like that be the first to cast stones. Reply

Barry Petchesky promoted this comment

@BruschisBrewsky: Careful...the moral majority may still be lurking. Do you have proof she is pregnant due to his molestation? Reply

Barry Petchesky 07/19/09

@BruschisBrewsky: Remember, the thought police is watching you. Reply

BruschisBrewsky 07/19/09

@Barry Petchesky: Ya know, I had absolutely no intention of it coming out like that, nor did I notice it even after I typed it.

I believe today will be a case-study on the day-after effects of 100 proof Captain Morgan. Reply

Barry Petchesky 07/19/09

@BruschisBrewsky: I was j/king, but jeez we're all jumpy today. Reply

BruschisBrewsky 07/19/09

@Barry Petchesky: Sorry, didn't mean for it to sound defensive of malicious.

Let's start this over. Hi, my name is BruschisBrewsky, and I'm an alcoholic. Reply

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Ross, You're A Heckuva Lot More Likely To Have Another Child Than Win Another Open