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There were so many badass desert themes to work with: snakes, scorpions, severed heads buried in the ground, etc.
Who wouldn't want to buy team gear for the "Arizona Dessicated Immigrant Carcasses"? Reply
Who wouldn't want to buy team gear for the "Arizona Dessicated Immigrant Carcasses"? Reply
@Hatey McLife: It would take a boatload of legal fees to pry the rights to that team name away from Chipper Jones.
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@MarkKelsosMigraine: Arizona Wingnuts? Arizona Assault Rifles? Arizona Identity Thieves? Arizona Floridians?
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@ClueHeywood: Now you took it too far. I think you owe all the identity thieves out there an apology.
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@MarkKelsosMigraine: I live in Arizona. Can I just shout the apology out my window? It's bound to find a couple of meth-addled, wingnut identity thieves who moved here because Florida is "too classy."
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