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Actually, 4 out of 5 lawyers agree, the dumbest legal fight of all time was Finders vs. Keepers.
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@Moose A. Moose: Wouldn't it be Finders Keepers vs. Original Owners? The finder is the keeper.
Or are you saying it was dumb because they sued themselves? Reply
Or are you saying it was dumb because they sued themselves? Reply
@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Neither. It's a Lionel Hutz quote from The Simpsons:
Mel: I'd like to hear from Lionel Hutz.
Hutz: It's an authority legal issue alright, I'll need to refer to the case: "Finders vs. Keepers".
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Mel: I'd like to hear from Lionel Hutz.
Hutz: It's an authority legal issue alright, I'll need to refer to the case: "Finders vs. Keepers".
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@Moose A. Moose: I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. Was merely trying to spice things up a bit.
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