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Due to continued slander, I have to make one final statement: At the time my video was posted into this article, I actually had the embed function DISABLED on YouTube. Deadspin took it off illegally. No one on here has right to comment on this video. I have given a "cease and desist" order to Deadspin which they are breaking by leaving this article up at all. It was never intended to leave YouTube where I was screening comments. It was made to be a comedy cheer posted to be silly, to get people to laugh with me, to be happy for The Phillies, and not to be stolen to allow you to take out your pathetic aggressions in degrading women on me. I have no more to say on this matter and I should expect no one else will violate my "cease and desist" order, either, as I have escalated this entire situation to my lawyer and any additional parties who choose to post comments should realize they do so at their own risk. Thank you. - Sarah #philadelphiaphillies
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@SEDonaldson: No one on here has right to comment on this video.
It's more of an *obligation* at this point. #philadelphiaphillies Reply
It's more of an *obligation* at this point. #philadelphiaphillies Reply
@SEDonaldson: I've always been a risk-taker, so why should making comments on the internet be an exception. #philadelphiaphillies
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@SEDonaldson: "Degrading women"? Sorry, Sarah, but you covered that for us. Also, it wouldn't matter if it were man, woman, hermahrodite or some as-yet-to-be-discovered variant of gender performing this song, I'd still be laughing at you. #philadelphiaphillies
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@SEDonaldson: Isn't slander spoken, while libel is written? And don't the statements have to be untrue? #philadelphiaphillies
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@SEDonaldson: "The internets on computers now?" Also, smooth move using your real name. #philadelphiaphillies
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@SEDonaldson: Your fake legal order notwithstanding, I'm sure your attorney has informed you that truth is an absolute defense to slander. #philadelphiaphillies
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@SEDonaldson: Your lawyer just called. The printer forgot to include a question mark, comma and exclamation mark on his business cards, therefore he will NOT be able to take your case on contingency. #philadelphiaphillies
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@SEDonaldson:
Just to be clear
I wrote that song to be silly
and never had intended
for it to be shared
Just to be clear
Most men find me to be an eight or nine out of ten
of course this is provided
they're inebriated men
I do this so that I seem like the hot girl who likes sports
To those very drunk guys
Just to be clear
Just to be clear
Just to be clear Reply
Just to be clear
I wrote that song to be silly
and never had intended
for it to be shared
Just to be clear
Most men find me to be an eight or nine out of ten
of course this is provided
they're inebriated men
I do this so that I seem like the hot girl who likes sports
To those very drunk guys
Just to be clear
Just to be clear
Just to be clear Reply
@SEDonaldson: "In the minutes since Sarah pulled her video, Deadspin has continued to taunt Sarah in comments from Deadspin contributors, and has even mockingly asked why Sarah has not posted a completely empty legal threat. Deadspin now has its answer." #philadelphiaphillies
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@SEDonaldson:
From: Sarah's Fancy New York Jew Lawyer
To: Deadspin Commentariat
Let this be Phair warning to all commenters who continue to Phling insults and slanderous statements towards my client -- we will sue you Bastardos.
We will take you for all you're Werth. I hope you've all had your Phil, because I guarantee we will be Victorinorious in our suit. We're going to Yank the smiles off your faces. We will Lee you penniless.
sent from my iPhone #philadelphiaphillies Reply
From: Sarah's Fancy New York Jew Lawyer
To: Deadspin Commentariat
Let this be Phair warning to all commenters who continue to Phling insults and slanderous statements towards my client -- we will sue you Bastardos.
We will take you for all you're Werth. I hope you've all had your Phil, because I guarantee we will be Victorinorious in our suit. We're going to Yank the smiles off your faces. We will Lee you penniless.
sent from my iPhone #philadelphiaphillies Reply
@SEDonaldson: "Sarah,
Storms are brewing in your eyes,
Sarah,
Now I can realize
Sarah,
You're like a beauty queen"
Jefferson Starship I've found your muse! #philadelphiaphillies Reply
Storms are brewing in your eyes,
Sarah,
Now I can realize
Sarah,
You're like a beauty queen"
Jefferson Starship I've found your muse! #philadelphiaphillies Reply
@SEDonaldson: Efforts all for naught, as the Phillies are going to lose tonight. #philadelphiaphillies
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@SEDonaldson: Oddly enough, I'm a lawyer, and by application of 27 Federal Internet Code section 468.09(B)(ii)(c), (available: here I cancelled your cease and desist, so we're all set over here. #philadelphiaphillies
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@Artie Fufkin: This is how bad it is... they have locked my screen name, I have never approved of it to be my screen name, and I can't change it as much as I have tried from the start of standing up for myself. And, you all like and support this ill-spirited site that goes as far as to violate my privacy by not allowing me to select my own screen name? You KNOW that is not ok. #philadelphiaphillies
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@SEDonaldson: It would be incredible, incredible irony if for all the shit Deadspin gets in trouble for, a Phillies fan actually shut down the site. #philadelphiaphillies
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@SEDonaldson: How dare you! This site would never violate anyone's privacy...
In a related note, please don't click on anything with the tag #HornDoggery. #philadelphiaphillies Reply
In a related note, please don't click on anything with the tag #HornDoggery. #philadelphiaphillies Reply
@FAILBOT: ERROR!
FAIL
Doesn't your schtick require you to appear, oh, about a half-hour and several snarky comments earlier than everyone else? Reply
FAIL
Doesn't your schtick require you to appear, oh, about a half-hour and several snarky comments earlier than everyone else? Reply
@SEDonaldson: So....... which commenter did you contact to represent you? #philadelphiaphillies
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@SEDonaldson: I would be more sympathetic if this weren't just a phony controversy to help promote your...ahem..."career"
Now back to the casting couch with you (thankfully not with me)... Reply
Now back to the casting couch with you (thankfully not with me)... Reply
@SEDonaldson: Yes, how dare Deadspin violate you by forcing you to sign your other post with your real first name!
Thank you - QB Eagles #philadelphiaphillies Reply
Thank you - QB Eagles #philadelphiaphillies Reply
@SEDonaldson: It is so awesome when someone who wants to be on reality tv complains about her lack of privacy.
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@SEDonaldson: Yeah, slander means "not true" and I have a hard time believing that any judge in his right mind would think that you aren't completely tone deaf. Also, pretending like you're being degraded because you're a woman and not because you're talentless and deluded (and used youtube to illustrate that fact to the world) is completely wrong (you know there actually are people who are suffering due to misogyny, and whose cases aren't being helped by people like you crying wolf.)
Good luck on your lawsuit though, I'm sure you've found a lawyer that will take this absolute winner of a case and aren't making that part up at all. The law was designed specifically to prevent people from getting their feelings hurt after they've humiliated themselves in public.
Also, I do feel that I should point out that even if this site was in the wrong with what they did, it wouldn't be slander. Slander involves the spoken word. I believe the term you are looking for is libel. I can't believe your imaginary lawyer didn't tell you that. #philadelphiaphillies Reply
Good luck on your lawsuit though, I'm sure you've found a lawyer that will take this absolute winner of a case and aren't making that part up at all. The law was designed specifically to prevent people from getting their feelings hurt after they've humiliated themselves in public.
Also, I do feel that I should point out that even if this site was in the wrong with what they did, it wouldn't be slander. Slander involves the spoken word. I believe the term you are looking for is libel. I can't believe your imaginary lawyer didn't tell you that. #philadelphiaphillies Reply
@SEDonaldson:
Hey, start a new account. Then you can choose a new name and be the sole friend/defender of SEDonaldson. Have fun! #philadelphiaphillies Reply
Hey, start a new account. Then you can choose a new name and be the sole friend/defender of SEDonaldson. Have fun! #philadelphiaphillies Reply
@David Hume: I believe 27 Federal Internet Code section 468.09 (B)(ii)(c) is commonly called the Bear Hair Act of 2002. #philadelphiaphillies
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@SEDonaldson: GIRL! do not let these haters keep u down... that was the best comedy cheer in the histoy of the genre (the comedy cheer genre)...
And your outfit. one word...
2die4
repost, repost!!! #philadelphiaphillies Reply
And your outfit. one word...
2die4
repost, repost!!! #philadelphiaphillies Reply
@SEDonaldson: I would think you would be happy for the chance to display your talents and spread Philly joy to an even larger audience.
True, that audience might be a bunch of cynical, soulless, questionably evil group of bloggers and commenters... but hey, its the interwebs. What can you do? #philadelphiaphillies Reply
True, that audience might be a bunch of cynical, soulless, questionably evil group of bloggers and commenters... but hey, its the interwebs. What can you do? #philadelphiaphillies Reply
@SEDonaldson:
can i borrow a pheeling? can you lend me a jar of love? hurtin' hearts need some pheelin,' take my hand with your glove of looooooove. Reply
can i borrow a pheeling? can you lend me a jar of love? hurtin' hearts need some pheelin,' take my hand with your glove of looooooove. Reply
@Reg_Dunlop: Might I be so bold as to suggest you contact:
Jeffrey Tillotson, Esq.
750 N. St. Paul Street, Suite 1400
Dallas, TX 75201
Apparently, that joker will file any ol' piece of crap. #philadelphiaphillies Reply
Jeffrey Tillotson, Esq.
750 N. St. Paul Street, Suite 1400
Dallas, TX 75201
Apparently, that joker will file any ol' piece of crap. #philadelphiaphillies Reply