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"It won't see the light of day for at least 10 years, maybe 15,"
He's also going to name the card Jaycee Dugard Reply
He's also going to name the card Jaycee Dugard Reply
@HockeyMountain:
Dude...you done got scooped. Tsk tsk, that a starred commenter would miss the other Jaycee jokes down there. Reply
Dude...you done got scooped. Tsk tsk, that a starred commenter would miss the other Jaycee jokes down there. Reply
@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: I did a CTRL+F for Jaycee Dugard not Jaycee Lee Dugard, and missed it when I read through.
Sue me Reply
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@HockeyMountain:
I wasn't trying to be too snarky, just bustin your sticks. But suing people around here seems to be the in thing, so you're on! Reply
I wasn't trying to be too snarky, just bustin your sticks. But suing people around here seems to be the in thing, so you're on! Reply
@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: One of the benfits of being a starred commenter Iis that I get full access to the high profile Law team of Deadspin LLP, so you're going to have to find your own lawyer team.
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@HockeyMountain: However if you replace "Jaycee Dugard" with "Mark Manigno's Penis", you get better results.
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