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Whatevsies, Foster, the people have a right to know that last time you came back from London you were all best weekend of my liiiife and I'm in lurv with a girrrrll and ooh I recorded a Vimeo of me singing and strolling down the riverrrr and also you went to some market with fruits and veggies that you were all into but I'm more hazy on those specifics.
But don't deny your true feelings. All the Jay Z YouTubes in the world can't change the forces of nature. Reply
But don't deny your true feelings. All the Jay Z YouTubes in the world can't change the forces of nature. Reply
@Phyllis Nefler: Of course! I had a great time in London. I had this incredible mushroom pate at Borough Market, made a bunch of rap videos, and pissed on everything in sight. I even went to The Ivy and had Eggs Benedict for dinner. And I bought a poster from the Tate Modern, which is the best museum evar. I could give a shit. Are you watching how crazy people are getting about this? It's hysterical. Please note the
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tag. I forgot to put the #desperateforalastpost tag and the #thingsicouldgiveashitabout tag. I was sad that St. Johns was closed when I went though. Oh well. New York sucks, London sucks, the only nice place left in the universe is Asheville, North Carolina and The Maldives, which I recently learned I've been pronouncing wrong for the last four years. Whoops. Reply
#iactuallyquiteenjoyedboroughma...
tag. I forgot to put the #desperateforalastpost tag and the #thingsicouldgiveashitabout tag. I was sad that St. Johns was closed when I went though. Oh well. New York sucks, London sucks, the only nice place left in the universe is Asheville, North Carolina and The Maldives, which I recently learned I've been pronouncing wrong for the last four years. Whoops. Reply