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@bevraj of choice: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Jimmy Claussen was a good quarterback.
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@bevraj of choice: What the fuck? How about a spoiler alert. Why don't you just tell everyone that Bruce Willis is dead, the chick in The Crying Game has a cock and Jimmy Clausen is self-aggrandizing punk that should have been punched in the face the day that he showed up in his stretch-limo.
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@MopUpReliever: If a movie is more than 10 years old it has spoiler alert immunity. In other words get the Netflix 5 DVD's at a time option and catch the fuck up.
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@MopUpReliever: I know you were being sarcastic (your funny line at the end about Clausen bitch face and the stretch limo). It was more of a general rant against any chronic spoiler whiners who were going to post after you. My bad it came off that way.
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