CIALIS COOPER commented on Team? Who needs a TEAM? [Rivals.com], at 10:48 AM on May 14 Big deal. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on Tony Kornheiser Leaves The World Of Newspapers, at 10:07 AM on May 14 If you lose the jacket, you may not need such large sunglasses. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on Pistons Use Avada Kedavra Curse, Eliminate Magic From Playoffs, at 9:46 AM on May 14 ...a hungry eastern subterranean termite feasting on a meal of delicious Hibiscus Elatus on the outskirts of Jaco, Costa Rica's rich, tropical rainforest region.-J. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on Barry Bonds Hollas Bat, at 5:54 PM on May 13 "Barry came fresh out of court to come holla at me. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on People Not Quite Old Enough To Remember The Last Cubs' Title, at 5:29 PM on May 13 That looks like the usher in row 208 at Wrigley. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on Why Is It So Darned Hard To Win On The Road?, at 4:19 PM on May 13 If you stare at the 0-5 on that sign long enough it starts to resemble the planters peanut guy winking at you./ate mushroom pizza from a stranger at lunch. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on Goose Gossage Has Had Enough Of Your Tomfoolery, at 3:42 PM on May 13 @Secret Identity: Are you talking about Bruce Sutter on the Cubs or Bruce Sutter on the Cardinals, because that really does make a difference. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on Media Approval Ratings: Emmitt Smith, at 1:32 PM on May 13 Disinprove, though it is not totally his fault that the guy running the teleprompter has mittens on. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on LeBron's Mother Is Not Someone With Whom You Should Trifle, at 11:01 AM on May 13 I wonder what Papa John's is going to have to give away this time? more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on LeBron's Mother Is Not Someone With Whom You Should Trifle, at 10:15 AM on May 13 @Secret Identity: Pete Rose is Lebron's grandpa? more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on His Lawrence Phillips Jersey Was In The Wash, at 4:16 PM on May 12 "Tower of Terror" suddenly has a whole new meaning. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on Challis' Message Continues To Inspire, at 3:50 PM on May 12 I would love to buy this kid a beer or a Royal Crown Cola, whichever he wants. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on Pink Bats, Red Faces; This One's For You, Mom, at 10:22 AM on May 12 Dusty Baker would make a fine American League manager. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology, at 5:00 PM on May 9 This reminds me of a nightmare I used to have that involved Wilford Brimley and a sack of kittens. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless, at 4:43 PM on May 9 @Riddler: I pray that my wife does not figure out how to turn on the computer and read your comment. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on Look Out, Mr. Turco, at 10:07 AM on May 9 My Swedish might be a little rusty, but if she is saying what I think she is saying I'm going to need a minute alone. more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit, at 5:10 PM on May 8 Holy Christ, when did Joe Montana turn into Zoolander? more »

CIALIS COOPER commented on O How We Love The Wisconsin, at 5:03 PM on May 8 @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: If you can promise me that she has frozen some cream puffs from last year's state fair, I'm there. more »