<![CDATA[Comments from CIALIS COOPER]]> <![CDATA[Comments from CIALIS COOPER]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Faceless Spectators At Wimbledon Making Spectators With Faces Uncomfortable]]> Re-enactment of the time Helen Keller answered the iron.
/dush

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on To Watch Tonight]]> @DaOtter:
Illinois: Land of Lincoln.
We'll lacerate your neck with our tits.
Only a short drive to Branson.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Roger Clemens And Brian McNamee's E-mail Bromance Is Something Special]]> Hey brah,

Party at my place tonight. Plenty of fine tail, too. I still have your beer bong. It is all washed and ready to go. Leave your camera at home this time, OK dushbag.
Later,
"7"

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Charles Barkley's Petulance About His Gambling Problem Is Truly Entertaining]]> @McCroskey: Dexter Manley presents: "Reading for Rwanda"

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Charles Barkley's Petulance About His Gambling Problem Is Truly Entertaining]]> Celebrities bringing attention to issues because they are celebrities has had such a huge impact on Chuck's life that he could only think of autism and "stuff" in the military?

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Hey, anyone want to buy a]]> Is that not an exact replica of the wall mural that JJ painted in that bank on "Good Times?" I call bullshit on its authenticity.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Ronaldinho in a T-shirt looks]]> @McNutty: Holy Christ. I'm going home.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Ronaldinho in a T-shirt looks]]> @Weed Against Speed: Is his girlfriend ButterFace?

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Ronaldinho in a T-shirt looks]]> Is this the new feature I heard about, "True or False Fridays?" If it is, I'm not such a big fan.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Brett Favre: The Packers Really Don't Want You To Come Back (But ESPN Does!)]]> Mort, go home. And take your ball with you.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Olympic Criminals Are No Match For The Chinese Scooter Police]]> Thumbing your nose at our Commander-in-Chief again, huh? Commie bastards.
[news.bbc.co.uk]

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Anyone Hear That Brett Favre Is Coming Back?]]> @Doyle McPoyle: TICKLE THE TWINE, BABY!

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on And The Alex Rodriguez Affair Saga Takes Another Wild, Unsubstantiated Turn For The Unequivocally Absurd]]> Has Kevin Bacon been heard from yet?

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Your Fourth Of July Throwgasm Breakdown]]> Bravo. Have not had time to read all comments yet, but minus 4 throwgasms for ketchup on a hot dog.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Ritzy Town's Attempt To Keep Aaron McKie From Endangering Them Falls Short]]> @Chad Sexington: I'm assuming that picture was taken after Labor Day, what with the white shoes/dark pants and all.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Stay Classy, Red Sox Nation]]> He was just doing the wave with his fingers and this camera caught him at an awkward and unfortunate moment.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on This Man May Have Some Aggression Issues]]> My guess is this guy had the Jerk Chicken.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Chris Snyder Would Not Like To Be A Member Of This Club]]> Needs more Bob Saget.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Barry Bonds' *Ball Finally Heads To Cooperstown]]> @EddieRebel: I had only assumed that because whites are the only people dumb enough to drop 750K on a fucking ball.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on There's Nothing More Annoying Than A Rays Fan With A Cowbell]]> @Weed Against Speed: Chris Farley does not agree.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Who needs fireworks when you]]> I have also never blown off a portion of my thumb at a book reading, but I suppose there is a first time for everything.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Greetings, Spinheads: Another Deadspin State Of The Champion Address]]> You know your town or ethnic group has really hit the big time when it is used to refer to a sex and/or wipe-something-on-somebody move. I can only imagine my hometown move would unfortunately have something to do with farm animals.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Ladies: Don't ever accuse]]> @MeSoHornsby: probably full of old Kleenex and Band-aids.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Headline of the week so far:]]> @Chamomiles Davis:
Mike?

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Jelena Jankovic Not Doing Any Splits After Today's Performance]]> The French Open, indeed.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Steve Levy Is Most Comfortable When His Arms Are Full Of Young Vixens]]> There is something weird about that blonde chick. The more I stare at her, it looks like her head is on backwards.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Technical Difficulties Make For A Fun First Day]]> @Tools of Ignorance:
Holy crap.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Technical Difficulties Make For A Fun First Day]]> There once was a writer from Philly
He found pissing on keyboards quite silly
I can't post all day
Buzz Bissinger is gay
I guess I'll go play with my willy.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Apparently Someone Named Tyson Homosexual Is Very Fast]]> You'd be fast too if you had an extra leg.
/dick joke.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Greetings, Spinheads]]> @Gourmet Spud: Nipsey Russell can't wait.
/too soon?

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on We Who Are About To Die Salute You]]> @UkraineNotWeak: That is one Bill James book I would not mind reading, as long as there were pictures.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on See You On Down That Road]]> @muggsybogues: I'm not sure if I'm crying or if I just splashed scotch in my eye again.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on A Love Letter To The Deadspinners]]> I read this site for over a year before I tried to get approved. I finally saw my name next to a comment the day my daughter was born. My wife couldn't understand why I had to be on the computer in the hospital room.
Thanks for the sight.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on It's NBA Draft Night! Check Out The Suits!]]> Can someone identify for me the exact date when players stopped swinging by Tuxedo Junction at the mall on the way to the NBA draft? Did it have anything to do with the breakup of New Edition?

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on It's NBA Draft Night! Check Out The Suits!]]> I didn't realize until now that Hakeem had won a WSOP bracelet.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Shawn Chacon's Guide To Punching Your Boss In The Face]]> Should been you, Mr. Swiss TV Antenna Fixer.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Jason Giambi Has Become A '70s Porn King]]> He heard that the flaming gay guy from Will and Grace, who is coincidentally seated behind him in this photo, appreciated a mustache.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on 2008 NBA Draft Rankings: 1-15]]> @gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga: It's a horse a piece.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Dee Mirich Says Goodbye To Our Editor In Her Own Special Way]]> I know you're all thinking the same thing...is it Weintraub time yet?

I think blood just dripped from my eye.

]]> <![CDATA[CIALIS COOPER commented on Belisimo, Big Cock Gallinari]]> Gallinari just posted the Italian translation of Shaq's latest rap, what't the big deal?

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