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Christmas Ape commented on Bookie Mom's Big Day And Other Fallout From The Steelers-Chargers Debacle
"I'd like to kiss her and her sister with my fist."
http://deadspin.com/5092907/#c9007828 2:05 PM on Nov 19
Christmas Ape commented on Thursday Night Preview: Maryland at Virginia Tech and #12 TCU at #8 Utah
"@HebrewHammer: I attended from 2001-2004. Uh...it started good!"
http://deadspin.com/5078396/#c8770561 1:25 PM on Nov 6
Christmas Ape commented on Philadephians Could Care Less About Chase Utley Swearing
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http://deadspin.com/5073524/#c8672795 3:46 PM on Nov 1
Christmas Ape commented on Perhaps More Philadelphians Should Consider Mass Transit
"Kill the car!"
http://deadspin.com/5071153/#c8639122 4:46 PM on Oct 30
Christmas Ape commented on Your Guest Editor Has Arrived. Get All Your Balls In Order.
"This is one substitute whose massive take-out order you're not going to SCREW WITH!"
http://deadspin.com/5070531/#c8625934 10:06 AM on Oct 30
Christmas Ape commented on It's Always Sunny In "Pittsburg"; "Phildelphia", Not So Much
"And where's the comma between Washington and D.C.? Egregious!"
http://deadspin.com/5069891/#c8585179 1:46 PM on Oct 28
Christmas Ape commented on Terrell Suggs Should Really Handle All Media Relations for The Ravens
"Maybe the Ravens should put a bounty on winning games."
http://deadspin.com/5067966/#c8508196 6:31 PM on Oct 23
Christmas Ape commented on Kurt Warner considered packing
"Warner's just upset that God's been talking with T.O."
http://deadspin.com/5059728/#c8175462 5:19 PM on Oct 6
Christmas Ape commented on What pisses the shit out of
"What's more: Braylon is teaching it."
http://deadspin.com/5054890/#c7971180 3:24 PM on Sep 25
Christmas Ape commented on Is it kind of ironic that
"Were invisible monsters also in attendance?"
http://deadspin.com/5050469/#c7788530 10:17 AM on Sep 16

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The Diesel on Mar 9, 2008

LOVING the raping of Hines. Good work, sir. Keep rolling with the funny.

Ways and Natrone Means Committee on Feb 19, 2008

Can I e-mail you the picture, and you can tell me if it's you? Because that'd be wild.

Dead Air ummm Dead Air on Jan 29, 2008

Goes to summer camp?

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