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Christmas Ape commented on Artie Lange Stabbed Himself Nine Times. Jesus.
"Joe Buck is about to register stabbingmyself.com for him."http://deadspin.com/comment/18140784 09:12 AM on January 7
Christmas Ape commented on 2009 SHOTY Awards: A New Beginning
"Will they all be ESPN horndogs?"http://deadspin.com/comment/17216803 01:56 PM on December 1 , 2009
Christmas Ape commented on Jeff Reed Still Has The Magic Touch
"Hines Field That numbell one best missperring evel!"http://deadspin.com/comment/16117169 10:55 AM on October 19 , 2009
Christmas Ape commented on Run For Your Life At The Baltimore Marathon!
"I think the only way they could have avoided this was to have the racers run 500 laps around the aquarium."http://deadspin.com/comment/15938488 02:52 PM on October 10 , 2009
Christmas Ape commented on This Is The Headline That Haunts Matt Holliday's Dreams
"The Creigh Deeds campaign has been tough on us all, Matt, but don't take it so personally."http://deadspin.com/comment/15910872 09:16 AM on October 9 , 2009
Christmas Ape commented on G-20 Demonstrators Will Bring Down The Global Capitalist Hegemony With Sports-Themed Protest
"They can't all have Sepulveda's number!"http://deadspin.com/comment/15603119 10:13 AM on September 25 , 2009
Christmas Ape commented on Men With Telestrators Can't Stop Drawing Dongs
"Quite the needledick"http://deadspin.com/comment/15348960 12:47 PM on September 13 , 2009
Christmas Ape commented on Why Your Team Sucks: Pittsburgh Steelers
"THIS MEANS YOU, APE! Yes, I conveniently ignored the two Super Bowls the Redskins won when I was a kid in Maryland because I knew the Steelers would win two in my 20s. /burns Drew's collection of salmon shirts"http://deadspin.com/comment/15244641 03:21 PM on September 8 , 2009
Christmas Ape commented on Why Your Team Sucks: Baltimore Ravens
"You forgot that Ray-Ray campaigned for the Jets or the Cowboys to sign him to big money in the offseason, then crawled back to Baltimore with his tail between his legs when no one wanted a fat old linebacker."http://deadspin.com/comment/15242619 02:05 PM on September 8 , 2009
Christmas Ape commented on This Week in Love
"The first ever wedding registry at the Sun-Maid raisin factory?"http://deadspin.com/comment/15213699 03:08 PM on September 5 , 2009
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