Christmas Ape commented on It Appears Buxom Tennis Player Has Officially De-Racked Herself

"Something tells me you can retire that Simona Halep tag now."

Christmas Ape commented on Michael Jackson Dies. Chad Johnson Says It's "Just As Sad As 9/11."

"Surely he means Sept."

Christmas Ape commented on Penguin Party Freakout At Mario Lemieux's Mansion

"I always figured Daulerio was more of a cocaine guy."

Christmas Ape commented on Joe Posnanski: “I Am The Worst Thing To Come Out Of Cleveland Since Arsenio Hall”

"@starksgotejected: ALSO JUSTINE BATEMAN SAID SHE LIKED MEN WITH BALLS."

Christmas Ape commented on Tom Brady Even Heals Better Than A Normal Person

"Does that make Bernard Pollard Magneto? /wishes Pollard ripped out Brady's skeleton"

Christmas Ape commented on It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Gatorade

"Wait until they discover the thing dispensed goat-flavored Gatorade. CURSE!!!!!!!"

Christmas Ape commented on A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...

"@One Sack, Two Sack: I know, but they pay well."

Christmas Ape commented on A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...

"@Sculptor?!?"

Christmas Ape commented on A Brief, Shady Announcement About Your Commenting Privileges...

"Hurdy Gurdy Man still isn't half as scary as the Herky Jerky Dancer. /posts middling comment to test waters while maintaining close relationship with several site editors/writers."

Christmas Ape commented on This Guy Has Nothing On Clay Zavada

"Davy Jones never looked so happy. [lancemannion.typepad.com]"