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"I'd like to kiss her and her sister with my fist."
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"@HebrewHammer: I attended from 2001-2004. Uh...it started good!"
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"Kill the car!"
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"This is one substitute whose massive take-out order you're not going to SCREW WITH!"
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"And where's the comma between Washington and D.C.? Egregious!"
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"Maybe the Ravens should put a bounty on winning games."
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"What's more: Braylon is teaching it."
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"Were invisible monsters also in attendance?"
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LOVING the raping of Hines. Good work, sir. Keep rolling with the funny.
Can I e-mail you the picture, and you can tell me if it's you? Because that'd be wild.
Goes to summer camp?
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Christmas Ape commented on Bookie Mom's Big Day And Other Fallout From The Steelers-Chargers Debacle
http://deadspin.com/5092907/Christmas Ape commented on Thursday Night Preview: Maryland at Virginia Tech and #12 TCU at #8 Utah
http://deadspin.com/5078396/Christmas Ape commented on Philadephians Could Care Less About Chase Utley Swearing
http://deadspin.com/5073524/Christmas Ape commented on Perhaps More Philadelphians Should Consider Mass Transit
http://deadspin.com/5071153/Christmas Ape commented on Your Guest Editor Has Arrived. Get All Your Balls In Order.
http://deadspin.com/5070531/Christmas Ape commented on It's Always Sunny In "Pittsburg"; "Phildelphia", Not So Much
http://deadspin.com/5069891/Christmas Ape commented on Terrell Suggs Should Really Handle All Media Relations for The Ravens
http://deadspin.com/5067966/Christmas Ape commented on Kurt Warner considered packing
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