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Crookednose is going to leave his wife to attend the next Vanderbilt bowl game

Crookednose commented on Oh...And About Simmons' Podcast: "He Told Me He Quit It"
"@JohnTruckasaurus: Well, Hunter S."
http://deadspin.com/5093550/#c9020596 11:02 PM on Nov 19
Crookednose commented on We got a great big live blog Typin'
"Suss, I hope you get paid well for these things."
http://deadspin.com/5093052/#c9013308 4:35 PM on Nov 19
Crookednose commented on Dustin Pedroia is the American
"A victory for short, bald people everywhere"
http://deadspin.com/5092198/#c8986406 2:55 PM on Nov 18
Crookednose commented on Charissa Thompson Wisely Returns to Hair Color Prefered by Boner-Popping NFL Viewership
"So eyeglasses and a bottle of peroxide are all that separate us from Erin Andrews and Lisa Loeb....damn you for that thought"
http://deadspin.com/5091467/#c8970646 7:42 PM on Nov 17
Crookednose commented on The Ongoing Odd Behavior of One Bill Simmons Continues to Captivate, Cause Concern
"At this rate of work, Simmons might be approaching the vaunted $1000 per word pay grade, reserved for his Holiness the Dalai Lama and Joe Ezterhaus"
http://deadspin.com/5090952/#c8967885 5:19 PM on Nov 17
Crookednose commented on Finally; Rosie Perez Arrives To Explain This NFL Tie Business
"I still think his whiny-ass quote about Terrell Owens and black-on-black crime will be his legacy."
http://deadspin.com/5090911/#c8967011 4:44 PM on Nov 17
Crookednose commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Dance Like No One's Watching (Because They Wish They Weren't)
"I dig the tone of Blogdome these days."
http://deadspin.com/5091156/#c8965704 4:06 PM on Nov 17
Crookednose commented on Bad Call Costs Steelers Fans $32 Million
"@RamV10: Yup, that works"
http://deadspin.com/5090503/#c8958492 12:22 PM on Nov 17
Crookednose commented on Bad Call Costs Steelers Fans $32 Million
"Funny, ya never hear from gamblers when they don't deserve their winnings."
http://deadspin.com/5090503/#c8956766 11:18 AM on Nov 17
Crookednose commented on Afternoon Blogdome: The Most Important Movie Since Rocky V
"Jorted?"
http://deadspin.com/5088595/#c8940145 5:21 PM on Nov 15

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The Fake Gimel Martinez on Feb 13, 2008

@Crookednose: I think we're even now. That 41-point beatdown was mighty impressive. For your sake, I hope our teams don't meet in the SEC Tournament; there's enough bad blood now to make that game brutal for the loser and the winner.

Rob Iracane on Jan 30, 2008

Soccer isn't nearly as boring as your schtick.

The Fake Gimel Martinez on Jan 14, 2008

Dearest Vandy Fan; Please note that your reference to Kentucky fans as "uncle fuckers" has been noticed by the Karma Police. Their judgment has been processed. See you in Nashville soon! Yours in Big Blue Spirit, The Fake Gimel Martinez

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