Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo, at 2:37 PM on Apr 24 @Doyle McPoyle: It's heart surgery. more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Trying To Make It Back To The Bigs, at 2:17 PM on Apr 24 We wonder if Drew will have anything to say about this. Yeah we're all holding our fucking breath for the pearls of wisdom ol' Tons Of Fun will bestow between jerk off jokes. more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Ernie Johnson (Update: Now With Actual VOTING), at 2:09 PM on Apr 24 @Dan Levy: Suck me sideways. more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Ernie Johnson (Update: Now With Actual VOTING), at 1:19 PM on Apr 24 @twoeightnine: Thanks for the topical humor, you cunt. more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Ernie Johnson (Update: Now With Actual VOTING), at 1:17 PM on Apr 24 @The Diesel: You spelled "Bert" wrong, you fucking ignoramus. more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Ernie Johnson (Update: Now With Actual VOTING), at 1:13 PM on Apr 24 I think the real question here is not simply approve/disapprove, it's does he have a larger cock (when fully erect) than Cheryl Miller? The answer is no, so I DISAPPROVE of him and his free radicals. more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Olympic Torch Relay Update: We're Runnin' In Circles Here!, at 6:15 PM on Apr 23 Great. more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Matt Millen's draft board, at 3:03 PM on Apr 23 Because he sucks at drafting! more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out, at 12:47 PM on Apr 23 @Clare: Can't be. more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out, at 12:40 PM on Apr 23 SHOW US YOUR FUCKING TITS more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Barry Zito Rules The Kingdom Of Fail, at 10:50 AM on Apr 23 John Smoltz became the first player in baseball history to receive a congratulatory text message Not true. more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on You're No Yngwie Malmsteen, Banana Hands, at 8:02 PM on Apr 22 What a fucking oaf. Hey Doofus, start working on your cocksucking technique now and you'll fit right in at Dolphins mini-camp. more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Hey, "Costas Now" is taking, at 1:46 PM on Apr 22 Free tickets? more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Mel Kiper, at 1:19 PM on Apr 22 I disapprove of him and of you other societal dregs that spend more than two seconds talking or thinking about the NFL Draft. Suck me off in gas station bathroom, Mel Kiper. more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Hold Onto The Damn Ball, Dude, at 10:58 AM on Apr 22 Someone should do this at Wrigley with a SARS filled Faberge Egg. more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel, at 2:33 PM on Apr 21 Pictured: Santonio Holmes hangs from Doug Llewellyn's snow white cock. more »

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Wax On, Barry, Wax Off, at 3:20 PM on Apr 19 Doug Llewellyn on The Big Lead: "Worthless website. more »