<![CDATA[Comments from Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> @Doyle McPoyle: It's heart surgery.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Trying To Make It Back To The Bigs]]> We wonder if Drew will have anything to say about this.

Yeah we're all holding our fucking breath for the pearls of wisdom ol' Tons Of Fun will bestow between jerk off jokes.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Ernie Johnson (Update: Now With Actual VOTING)]]> @Dan Levy: Suck me sideways.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Ernie Johnson (Update: Now With Actual VOTING)]]> @twoeightnine: Thanks for the topical humor, you cunt.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Ernie Johnson (Update: Now With Actual VOTING)]]> @The Diesel: You spelled "Bert" wrong, you fucking ignoramus.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Ernie Johnson (Update: Now With Actual VOTING)]]> I think the real question here is not simply approve/disapprove, it's does he have a larger cock (when fully erect) than Cheryl Miller?

The answer is no, so I DISAPPROVE of him and his free radicals.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Olympic Torch Relay Update: We're Runnin' In Circles Here!]]> Great. Now every Chinaman with a rickshaw is going to send their daughter to protest the torch in Nepal.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Matt Millen's draft board]]> Because he sucks at drafting! What a huge faggot! Originlolz!

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> @Clare: Can't be. There aren't 14 dudes from DUAN running behind her and sniffing the grass.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Rockies Fans Need To Bust Out]]> SHOW US YOUR FUCKING TITS

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Barry Zito Rules The Kingdom Of Fail]]> John Smoltz became the first player in baseball history to receive a congratulatory text message

Not true. When Walter Johnson notched his 3,000K he got a telegram from Ty Cobb that read:

"Way to go Train. [stop] Let's go drink some gin [stop] and kill some fucking blacks [stop]."

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on You're No Yngwie Malmsteen, Banana Hands]]> What a fucking oaf.

Hey Doofus, start working on your cocksucking technique now and you'll fit right in at Dolphins mini-camp.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Hey, "Costas Now" is taking]]> Free tickets? Live television?

America, meet my glorious, 10.5-Inch, full-color tattooed cock.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Media Approval Ratings: Mel Kiper]]> I disapprove of him and of you other societal dregs that spend more than two seconds talking or thinking about the NFL Draft.

Suck me off in gas station bathroom, Mel Kiper.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Hold Onto The Damn Ball, Dude]]> Someone should do this at Wrigley with a SARS filled Faberge Egg.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Pictured: Santonio Holmes hangs from Doug Llewellyn's snow white cock.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Wax On, Barry, Wax Off]]> Doug Llewellyn on The Big Lead: "Worthless website. Now with super retarded guest writers!"

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Goodbye To All That]]> No more primates at the Washington Post.

Don't tell that to Jingles, the Portugese Orangutan that delivers the fucking interdepartmental mail and forces all his orangutan girlfriends to get abortions!

That guy's gonna get pissed he got fired!

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on The Washington Post comments]]> How about they just come out and say, "This guy writes for a website that features blatant racism and homophobia?" Because he does, and that would have been that.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Tracking Erin Andrews' Web-Centric Path To Stardom]]> Remember when Chuck Berry used to take video of chicks pissing in his restaurant? That is pretty gross but still, I see what he was trying to do.

What I'm trying to say here people, is that I would love to see this broad with all of her clothes off. CB, if you're reading this, call me.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Reynolds, ESPN Deny Us What Could Have Been A Beautiful Trial]]> One time when he and I were huffing from a gas can, I told him he was going to get in trouble for sicking his fucking finger down the crack of women's asses when he hugged them.

But anyway, it's great to see this Reynolds case "Wrapped." HR, if you're reading this, call me.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Remember To Get Your Tickets For The Chicago Pants Party]]> @Weed Against Speed: Up to their ears with Spanish guys.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Facial Hair Helps You Hit]]> Pete Coors is a fucktard and a fascist and I hope he gets Bird Flu.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Parsing Out The Tigers Meltdown]]> Shoulda been you, St. Louis Cardinals.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Celine Dion Will Heal Olympic Rifts With Powerful Vocals]]> @Gourmet Spud: My queer uncle.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Kissing Suzy Kolber has a]]> This is like that time Mad TV switched time slots!

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on New York Now Free From The Menace Of Buried Cloth]]> Hank Steinbrenner is the "giant cartoon head caricature holding an ice cream cone and riding a fucking unicylcle that you get done at Universal Studios" version of George Steinbrenner.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Passing The Torch: Buenos Aires, You're Up]]> Rogge has an interesting slant on the situation.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Jose Canseco's Lawyer Finally Released Into The Wild]]> That is the worst picture of those whores from "Sister, Sister" I've ever seen.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Giants Win Three Straight? That's Unpossible!]]> Who Ordered The Code Red?

Probably a black kid.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Shocking Newsflash: Clay Bennett Is A Liar]]> I second that sign.

-Timothy McVeigh

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Kenny Mayne Would Like To Sell You His Finest Meats And Cheeses]]> Good interview with a funny guy.

But for juxtaposition, I think next week you should "interview" Jeremy Schaap and as soon as he opens his mouth, shove a giant black dildo in his mouth.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Your Deadspin Masters Preview]]> @Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter: What I mean by that, is that his entire body smells like a sweaty fucking taint.

Just wanted to clarify.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Your Deadspin Masters Preview]]> Golf is a wind down sport

Unless you're down wind from Craig Stadler.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Terrell Owens: Thespian]]> Everything's cool until any of those black guys start cooking omelets.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on We won't lie: We find this]]> Beating a monk with a bamboo cane > Beating that game

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Pat Summitt Should Be The Next Coach Of The Knicks]]> Last time I slept with her I got Aqua Net on my cock.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Carl Eller Doesn't Know How Fast He Was Driving]]> I do this all the time. My wife is a cop.

]]> <![CDATA[Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter commented on Roy Williams' Divided Loyalties]]> My bitch of an ex wife didn't take it so well when I showed up at her last wedding wearing a veil and a mask that was made to look like her.

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