<![CDATA[Comments from Gourmet Spud]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Gourmet Spud]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Curt Schilling's Doctor Thinks Boston Could Use Another Arm Right Now]]> Curt Schilling's Doctor Thinks Boston Could Use Another Arm Right Now

And Kellen Winslow's doctor thinks he could use a crane right about now.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Road Beef, Big Papi At The Pink Pony, And You]]> Lisa Horne, you got a stew going!

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Kellen Winslow's Out With...Swollen Testicles?]]> Friendly warning for any one at work - you may want to stay off the main page until a new post goes up.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Kellen Winslow's Out With...Swollen Testicles?]]> So you're telling me all these years, I've had a disease?

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Greetings from Angryville]]> Think of all the great stories that can't be shared because of pending criminal charges/civil suits.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Jerry Jones On Pacman Scuffle: Nothing To See Here. Move Along]]> "You wanna talk some jive!?! I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you ain't never heard!"

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on 30 Previews In 30 Days: The Houston Rockets]]> If that was really the Rockets' mascot, he wouldn't have vomited, he'd choke.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on The Summer That Didn't Quite Last Forever]]> Tip: if you're going to let your pothead nephew write the jingle for your commercial, double check to make sure he's not the former lead singer of The Rembrandts.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on The Magic Of Prom Night, And Of Being 1-0 In The NLCS]]>

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Talk Hosts' 'Magic Faked AIDS' Comment Not Going Over As Well As They'd Hoped]]> He must have really, really wanted that All-Star Game MVP.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Brett Favre's backups remember]]> They fondly recalled the times he'd force them to fake debilitating injuries, and then, when they weren't looking, he'd replace their painkiller prescriptions with a $100 bill and a note that simply read "Thanks"...

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on NLCS Game 1: Dodgers vs. Phillies]]> Joe Buck: second biggest bail out this week.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Say It Ain't So, Joe]]> This is one time Biden wishes he'd thought to plagiarize.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Say It Ain't So, Joe]]> Fortunately for Biden, no one at the rally had heard of the team before.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Mangino Will Not Tolerate Your Rob Schneider Movie Quotes]]> That's a HUUUUGGGGEEEEE Coach.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on How Do You Say No Homo In French?]]> That is the most popular clothing item worn on Ba-Steel Workers Day.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on How Do You Say No Homo In French?]]> Surprisingly, that ranked only 3rd on Mr. Blackwell's list of "Most Feminine Jerseys", trailing both the Tour de France's yellow jersey and #13 on the Yankees.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Finally. Man indicted in Darrent]]> Was it Bin Laden? Because that would save a lot of time.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Goodbye, Publicly Funded Stadiums. Jamboroo, Week 6. Featuring JOOSE!]]> I don't like the way Nazi Shark is eyeing the Joose.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Goodbye, Publicly Funded Stadiums. Jamboroo, Week 6. Featuring JOOSE!]]> It gets terrific centimeterage!

How many metres did Adrian Peterson go for last week?

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Former Goalie Just Can't Stop Experiencing Gruesome Injuries]]> The Red Cross should have someone constantly following Malarchuk with a bucket.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on 30 Previews In 30 Days: The Golden State Warriors]]> They probably overpaid for Biedrins ($62 million)...

And that's not even counting what he makes from his Dippity-Doo sponsorship.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Boys Will Be Boys]]> Why do his episodes of buyer's remorse always have to end in violence?

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on No Way McCain Loses Ohio Now]]> Most. Awkward. Father's-dance-with-the-bride. Ever.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on This is what happens when]]> Yeah, but those ratings don't take into account the fact that Rock Band II just came out.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Welcome back, Real Deal: "Evander]]> The only competition Evander is fit for these days is a debating competition with Emmitt Smith.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on You're Not A True Fan Until You're Willing To Get A Bikini Wax For Your Team]]> Is it really worth all the pain, just so you can get a "huh, neat" from Evan Longoria before he nails you in the hotel lobby's washroom?

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Another Bengals player in]]> If he were slightly more popular, we could call this the 2008 Blackstock Scandal. Kevin Costner would make a movie about it. No one would go.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Stuart Scott is Desperate to Avoid Any Photographic Evidence of Him Chatting Up Cheerleaders]]> Unfortunately, the picture the photographer deleted showed Ed Hochuli reading a braille rule book.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on Uh Oh. This Can't Be Good]]> To be fair to McCain, Obama originally asked him if he wanted to exchange high-fives.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on David Beckham is reportedly]]> When you say it like that, it sounds gross. But the bird actually graduated from Cambridge.

]]> <![CDATA[Gourmet Spud commented on LSU defensive tackle Ricky]]> "Je te plumerai la tête" indeed, Jean-Francois.

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