"BDD, do I have a tip for you!
The Fake Shit (TM)
Works wonders, who the hell is gonna stop you?
If I could just finds a way get a small flat screen in there..."
"What's with the faux outrage?
I have a couple of the Marvel Illustrated "Swimsuit" editions, so it's not like sexing it up is anything new in the MU."
""I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.""
"Seems to be a split here, for some the 1997 incident(s) lead to aversion, hence disapproval, to others (Deadspin regulars, I might add) they are indicative of a gentleman of quality.
As an Announcer and Deviant, DOUBLE APPROVE."
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