Grandjester commented on 'Watchmen' Teaser Debuts to Utter Confusion, Slight Ear Pain

"If you are bitching about the Corgan track, you obviously don't get the whole idea behing the book (and therefore, the movie)."

Grandjester commented on Your NFL Season Brownie Point Calculator

"BDD, do I have a tip for you! The Fake Shit (TM) Works wonders, who the hell is gonna stop you? If I could just finds a way get a small flat screen in there..."

Grandjester commented on The Upkeep On Jennifer Aniston Is Ridiculous

"Too true about Mansiton, she spend $16,000 in one week in the Spa at a hotel I used to work at."

Grandjester commented on Alright, Brett Favre Might Be Kind Of A Dick

"Vince Lombardi coaching the Redskins"

Grandjester commented on Charles Barkley Reluctantly Puts Me In His Fave Five

"White Shoes, Brown Pants, Blue Shirt. When did Barkley move to Boca?"

Grandjester commented on Now X-Women Can Be Bimbos Too

"What's with the faux outrage? I have a couple of the Marvel Illustrated "Swimsuit" editions, so it's not like sexing it up is anything new in the MU."

Grandjester commented on Did ABC Unduly Influence YouTube To Cover Up Fact That 'Wipeout' Is A Rip-Off of Viacom Show?

"MXC Funny. Wipeout Not. MXC for the win, what's our safety fluid today Kenny?"

Grandjester commented on Top Arizona Basketball Recruit Brandon Jennings Bound for Europe

"@RowdyRoddyPeeper: Never trust a big butt and a smile"

Grandjester commented on Faceless Spectators At Wimbledon Making Spectators With Faces Uncomfortable

""I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.""

Grandjester commented on The Post In Which We Are Required To Examine David Beckham's Man-Parts

"Elephantitis?"

Grandjester commented on Latest Show On Broadway: Harvey Weinstein In Other People's Money

"Um, Other Peoples Money WAS a play first."

Grandjester commented on Wherefore Art Thou, Ronaldo?

"@Rob Iracane: "Are you a god?""

Grandjester commented on The Gateway Grizzlies Will Clog Your Arteries If It's The Last Thing They Do

"Why is my left arm tingling?"

Grandjester commented on ABC Tests The Emergency Alert System During The Last Minute Of Last Night's NBA Finals Game

"Your Deadspin got in my Consumerist!"

Grandjester commented on Media Approval Ratings: Keith Olbermann

"As another self important pinko/sports fan bastard, I approve wholeheartedly."

Grandjester commented on Media Approval Ratings: Marv Albert

"Seems to be a split here, for some the 1997 incident(s) lead to aversion, hence disapproval, to others (Deadspin regulars, I might add) they are indicative of a gentleman of quality. As an Announcer and Deviant, DOUBLE APPROVE."

Grandjester commented on Angry Jim Webb Too Angry To Be Veep!

"@Botswana Meat Commission FC: So you've never heard of Ronald Reagan then?"

Grandjester commented on Perhaps One Of These Men Could Fight Jose Canseco

"How much ya bench?"