<![CDATA[Comments from HappyFeltonsGloryHole]]> <![CDATA[Comments from HappyFeltonsGloryHole]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Greetings from Angryville]]> ....and loving it.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Def Leppard lead singer Joe]]> Def Leppard Manager: "So it became a comedy number."

Joe Eliot: "Yes it did. YES IT FUCKING WELL DID!"

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Def Leppard lead singer Joe]]> Goodnight Springdon. There will be no encore.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Revenge Is A Dish Best Served On The Front Lawn]]> The economy is crumbling and Obama is doing this instead of formulating an economic policy. By the looks of the picture Tony Rezko finances nice houses.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Uh Oh. This Can't Be Good]]> Has anyone seen the Barney Frank and Jeff Garcia T-shirts?

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Hmm, Lisa Guererro should]]> I RTFA and I sum it up with WTF!!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on In Which Cubs Fans Look To The Heavens And Ask, WTF?]]> 100 seasons without championship ball,
100 seasons without a winning fall.
The Red Sox win the World Series and take all.
99 seasons without championship ball.

99 seasons without championship ball,
99 seasons without a winning fall.
The Cardinals win the World Series and take all.
98 seasons without championship ball.

98 seasons without championship ball,
98 seasons without a winning fall.
The White Sox win the World Series and take all.
97 seasons without championship ball.....

....1 season without championship ball,
1 season without a winning fall.
The Pirates win the World Series and take all.
No more seasons without championship ball.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Here's a Chris Berman Nutrisystem]]> I am trying to enjoy a nutrisystem meal and somebody walks in front of me with a Big Angus Burger. What the fuck is that?

After all the years you think I could enjoy a meal without someone doing something to make me desire more food.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Surprise! It's Hockey Season!]]> Yep, I knew hockey was here. Tonight's ALCS games are not available on television in my city because we get to watch a Calgary vs Edmonton preseason game.

The network that is choosing not to show baseball. Rogers Sportsnet ....owned by the company that shows the same enthusiasm for the baseball team they own.

Only in Canada. Fucking hosers.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Why your local newspaper chooses]]> I wish the Canadian networks would follow. Then I wouldn't have had to experience a Calgary vs Edmonton preseason game pre-empting the Twins White Sox game last night in my television market. Fucking morons at Rogers Sportsnet!

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on David Beckham to write a series]]> It should read, Beckham attempts to read a series of children's books.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Tell It Goodbye]]> A beautiful Sunday doubleheader. Mets. Phillies. It was a beautiful day until a Keith Hernendez error in the ninth cost the Mets the game. It ruined our day. We were exiting by the players gate when Keith Hernendez passed by us and I made the comment, "Nice game, pretty boy."

And then what occured changed me and my friend in profound ways we never would have imagined.

He spit on us.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Wall Street Crisis Trickles Down To Nation's Country Clubs]]> Does this mean I can pick up the phone in the evening without the fear of solicitation of credit cards and lines of credit?

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on The Red Sox retired Johnny]]> "At least he can hold on to a baseball in the World Series. Albeit to long."

-B. Buckner

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Seahawks Message Board Poster Succeeds In Creating Rivalry With The Giants, Fails As Human]]> How about those Supersonics?

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on It's Melanie Hain's Turn To Bring The Team Snacks When She Says It Is]]> If I had to go to a soccer game I would take a gun also....to kill myself.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on It's Melanie Hain's Turn To Bring The Team Snacks When She Says It Is]]> @Weed Against Speed:

Who needs hands anyways. It's soccer.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on It's Melanie Hain's Turn To Bring The Team Snacks When She Says It Is]]> OVER THE LINE!!!!!

"You are about to enter a whole world of pain Smokey. It's a league game dude."

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Tony Kornheiser's Got a Stalker!]]> ANDY POLLEY!!!!!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Mariotti To Tribune Apparently Just A Matter Of When, Not If]]> Mr. Sharpe, I think he is nothing but a dumb guinea, geaseball wop dago.....

- Clinton Stitch

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Raiders' D-Coordinator Lashes Out; Let's Watch The Fun]]> Hey Man, the dude just needs a new rug to really tie his room together.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on 8 Most Interesting College Football Games of the Weekend]]> She will be allowed to attend Giants and Jets games in the Allianz Stadium.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Curt Schilling, preaching:]]> Go play with your wife's tit.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Those Pesky Mariotti-To-Tribune Rumors Will Not Dissipate]]> "Leave the kid alone."

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on When Jobas Collide: Fake And Real Chamberlains Set For Historic Meeting]]> The fake Joba can also meet the fake AROd and fake Cano who have been playing 3rd and 2nd this season as well.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Women's Hockey Needs To Adopt A 60-Goal Mercy Rule]]> For those of us who took Slovakia and gave 83, WE LOSE!!!!!

Fucking point shavers.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Chris Cooley and the Redskins' Fantasy Football Draft]]> ... at no matter how hot the chicks are if they have been in a 20 foot radius of Fred Smoot I wouldn't fuck them with RedSox Chick's dick.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Chris Cooley and the Redskins' Fantasy Football Draft]]> I would join anybody's draft if they have Chris Russo's book Sports Arguments so prominently displayed on their shelf.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on The 600 Club]]> "The 23 brave fans saw another record that day. Philadelphia outfielder Wally Schang, a switch-hitter was the first major leaguer to hit home runs in consecutive at bats from different sides of the plate."

But everywhere Wally Schang went the rest of his life people told him they were there that day to witness the historical moment.

]]> <![CDATA[HappyFeltonsGloryHole commented on Penn State Football Players Apartment Searched; Marijuana Found]]> Randy Floyd! Sign your letter of commitment!

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