Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Brook Lopez: 'I'm Going To Be Like Brady Quinn'

"Few people know that while in college, the Lopez twins attended the prestigious Retard School at Stanford University."

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Part X: A Very Special Message From...ESPN's Scott Van Pelt

"Scott Van Pelt hereby proving that not everyone at the WWL is a soul-less douchebag."

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on A Love Letter To The Deadspinners

"Too many inside jokes, hilarious comments and ridiculous stories to mention."

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on It's NBA Draft Night! Check Out The Suits!

"Stern looks like a Latino city councilman."

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Shawn Chacon's Guide To Punching Your Boss In The Face

"In Chacon's favor, I'd be pretty pissed if the Astros demoted me to the bullpen."

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Yes, No, Dude, Catfish

"If you've ever gone grabbin'...you might be a redneck /Foxworthy'd"

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Our Friends At Bristol

"I was watching Sportscenter before I went to work this morning."

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on J.P. Ricciardi Meets The Jerky Boys

"Ricciardi should have been tipped off when Dunn called him a "fruitcake" and told him his dog was stuck inside his grand piano."

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Behold The Awesome Offensive Power Of American League Pitchers

"After Wright's error that loaded the bases I fast fowarded figuring Johan would easily subdue Felix Hernandez and his 8 career at bats."

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Shaquille O'Neal Won't Mince Words About Kobe Bryant

"Had Fu Shnickens been present I think the line would have been "Tell me how my ass tiggity-tastes""

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Rejected Commenter Theater 4: Citizens on Patrol

""What's wrong with these auditioning commenters?"

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on The Death Of Mike And The Mad Dog?

"What's Sid Rosenberg doing these days?"

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Bloggers Are Half Joe Camel, A Third Fonzarelli

"That illustration is part Terry Gilliam animation part shitty."

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Charles Oakley Can Have Fun Without Michael Jordan, Apparently

"I know it's probably just the high angle, but the 1st pic makes it look like Charles Oakley has the longest pectoral muscles ever."

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on At Last, The Mets Put Willie Randolph Out Of His Misery

"What a fucking embarrassment."

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on A Note From Your Editor

"Wow, I'm actually leaving my job of 3 years to start a new job on June 27th too...creepy."

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Duke Helps Ladies' Buttocks Feel More Comfortable

"J.J."

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on The Joy And Despair Of Two New York Pitching Debuts

"@shea_guevara: That would be a shitty end to a Hall of Fame career."