<![CDATA[Comments from Hernandez-is-the-Mandez]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Hernandez-is-the-Mandez]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Al Davis Releases The Hounds]]> He forgot to twirl his mustache.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Auburn Dean Concerned His Students Might Do Something Embarrassing On National Television]]> That picture never fails to crack me up.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Vince Is Fine, UNC Runs Over Rutgers And Marshawn On Marshawn]]> So Lou Holtz wants D-1 college football to be just a bunch of backyard pick up games? It's just crazy enough to work!

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Floyd Mayweather Missing $7 Million In Jewelry After Robbery]]> Is it me, or does it look like the thief is wearing one of those cartoon-ey Hamburglar robber masks?

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Tiki Barber, The C Word, And You]]> Stay black, Tiki.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Brook Lopez: 'I'm Going To Be Like Brady Quinn']]> Few people know that while in college, the Lopez twins attended the prestigious Retard School at Stanford University.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Part X: A Very Special Message From...ESPN's Scott Van Pelt]]> Scott Van Pelt hereby proving that not everyone at the WWL is a soul-less douchebag.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on A Love Letter To The Deadspinners]]> Too many inside jokes, hilarious comments and ridiculous stories to mention. Thanks for making talking about sports fun again, Will. Best of luck!

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on It's NBA Draft Night! Check Out The Suits!]]> Stern looks like a Latino city councilman.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Shawn Chacon's Guide To Punching Your Boss In The Face]]> In Chacon's favor, I'd be pretty pissed if the Astros demoted me to the bullpen. Seriously, have you seen their rotation? They're throwing Runelvys Hernandez on the hill on Friday for Christ sake!

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Yes, No, Dude, Catfish]]> If you've ever gone grabbin'...you might be a redneck

/Foxworthy'd

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Our Friends At Bristol]]> I was watching Sportscenter before I went to work this morning. One of the "Top 10" plays was a promo for that Wipeout show on ABC. Not even something specific on that completely non sports related show, the number 4 play of the day was a FUCKING PROMO for a TV show. In the words of NWA, ESPN can suck my dick up till they hiccup.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on J.P. Ricciardi Meets The Jerky Boys]]> Ricciardi should have been tipped off when Dunn called him a "fruitcake" and told him his dog was stuck inside his grand piano.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Behold The Awesome Offensive Power Of American League Pitchers]]> After Wright's error that loaded the bases I fast fowarded figuring Johan would easily subdue Felix Hernandez and his 8 career at bats. God this season sucks balls.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Shaquille O'Neal Won't Mince Words About Kobe Bryant]]> Had Fu Shnickens been present I think the line would have been "Tell me how my ass tiggity-tastes"

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Rejected Commenter Theater 4: Citizens on Patrol]]> "What's wrong with these auditioning commenters? It's like they've never even read the site!"
That's my ESPN Featured Comment of the Day for Rejected Commenter Theater comment. Too meta?

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on The Death Of Mike And The Mad Dog?]]> What's Sid Rosenberg doing these days?

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Bloggers Are Half Joe Camel, A Third Fonzarelli]]> That illustration is part Terry Gilliam animation part shitty.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Charles Oakley Can Have Fun Without Michael Jordan, Apparently]]> I know it's probably just the high angle, but the 1st pic makes it look like Charles Oakley has the longest pectoral muscles ever. Seriously, they're down to his belly button!

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on At Last, The Mets Put Willie Randolph Out Of His Misery]]> What a fucking embarrassment.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on A Note From Your Editor]]> Wow, I'm actually leaving my job of 3 years to start a new job on June 27th too...creepy. The only difference is no one knows who I am, or gives a shit!

Seriously, congratulations Will. That sounds like an awesome opportunity. Thanks for all productivity murdering hilarity. And thanks for helping create a place where people could hang out, talk sports, and have some fun doing it.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Duke Helps Ladies' Buttocks Feel More Comfortable]]> J.J. Reddick is upset they installed "gold standard" women's bathrooms after he graduated.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on The Joy And Despair Of Two New York Pitching Debuts]]> @shea_guevara: That would be a shitty end to a Hall of Fame career. One one hand I would feel pretty bad, but on the other hand fuck the Braves.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Packers Running Back Puts Burglar On IR]]> This guy is an NFL pro and he's sleeping on pre-fabricated bed frame from Ikea? I think the NFL minimum salary needs to be raised.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Ron Artest Is Taking This Journalism Business Quite Seriously]]> Is that guy karate chopping Artest's balls in that picture? If so that will do down in history as the least effective groin punching in history.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on So, Which 2000 Laker Needs Some Cash?]]> Lil' Wayne is interested...very interested.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Media Approval Ratings: Colin Cowherd]]> Has repeatedly proven himself to be a gigantic piece of shit personally, while rarely knowing what he's talking about professionally.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Media Approval Ratings: Marv Albert]]> Approve, he calls a good game on TV and radio. Disapprove, though, for when the league let him call games again in the late 90's and he insisted on saying "Shaquile O'Neal with the facial!" repeatedly after every one of his big dunks. I was never the same.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Media Approval Ratings: Mike Breen]]> Approve. He does a solid job, and his sports updates were absolutely hilarious on Imus back in the day.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Mets Live Again After Feeding On Yankees' Corpse]]> Joe Morgan hasn't seen enough of the foul pole to be able to say whether or not that ball was fair, but he does feel the foul pole needs to be more consistent. The foul poles at Crosley Field and Riverfront Stadium were much, much better than the foul poles of today.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Cheap Shot Rob Strikes. <em>Again</em>.]]> Wow, that was fucking shameful. Spurs defense obviously feeling Tony Parker's European influence.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Pistons Use Avada Kedavra Curse, Eliminate Magic From Playoffs]]> I think we all know why Orlando lost the series...not enough Reddick.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Goose Gossage Has Had Enough Of Your Tomfoolery]]> @shea_guevara: It's not like Reggie Jackson was a showboating arrogant prick or something.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Dee Mirich Cranks Out The Classic Of All Classics]]> Where does Dee Mirich get off thinking she has the authority to affirm whatever she pleases? What a bitch.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Look Who's Back, Giants' Fans!]]> @shea_guevara: Watching Kirby Puckett run the bases was kind of like watching Babe Ruth run the bases in those old-timey news reels.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Charles Barkley Admits To Dumbassery]]> It's funny because it's true

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Karl Malone Once Liked Them Very, VERY Young]]> Dirty talk in Karl Malone voice = nightmare fuel.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Karl Malone Once Liked Them Very, VERY Young]]> Elijah Dukes is not impressed.

]]> <![CDATA[Hernandez-is-the-Mandez commented on Please Do Not Mock Jim Leyland's Beekeeper Hat]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Oh my god, yes! Apparently Dickie Thon did more than visit Independence Hall on those road trips to Philly.

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