Comments from Ihateyourteam

Ihateyourteam commented on Media Approval Ratings: Stuart Scott

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:27:44 EDT

SS is a great catch...

/leaves room.

Ihateyourteam commented on Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:21:48 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: I think you missed the point... The other goalie was simply utilizing the " I am going to hit your fists with my head as many times as possible" attack.

Ihateyourteam commented on What You've Missed So Far In The Clemens Hearings

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:50:47 EST

@buttons: At least there is nothing important going on, like a war...

Ihateyourteam commented on Brady Quinn Attacks His Only Fans Left

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:02:22 EST

Brady Quinn isn't Gay, You Are!

Ihateyourteam commented on Brady Quinn Attacks His Only Fans Left

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:58:11 EST

@FilteringCraig: Shut up Faggot.

Ihateyourteam commented on Inevitably, This Celebration Will Someday Take Place In Ohio

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:11:01 EST

@LeNoceur: If they didn't put babies on top of a car, how do you think the baby would develop the extra muscle in its leg.

Ihateyourteam commented on Inevitably, This Celebration Will Someday Take Place In Ohio

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:06:04 EST

I wonder what they will do when they beat that heavily favored AIDS thing...

Ihateyourteam commented on Tell Your Old Man To Drag Walton And Lanier Up And Down The Court For 48 Minutes

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:27:27 EST

no longer is he amongst those of us who haven't had balls hit our chin...

Ihateyourteam commented on Kevin Hart Made The Whole Thing Up

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:42:44 EST

"I've made a huge mistake"

/Kevin Hart

Ihateyourteam commented on Kevin Hart Made The Whole Thing Up

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:26:48 EST

I know I am late here, But I just got word that Conspiracy Theorists made up 9/11 being an inside job... for shame.

Ihateyourteam commented on Don Mattingly Doesn't Look So Hot Himself Anymore Either

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:08:56 EST

I didn't know Mattingly was gay.

Ihateyourteam commented on Kevin Hart Might Not Have Been Recruited At All

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:08:31 EST

Imagine the kids that he had to have tortured enough to have them want to pull this off on him.

It would only make more sense if his name was Kevin "O'Doyle"

This is horrible and Brilliant.

Ihateyourteam commented on Kevin Hart Might Not Have Been Recruited At All

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:57:58 EST

Later that day his parents let him know he was adopted.

Ihateyourteam commented on Kevin Hart Might Not Have Been Recruited At All

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:56:28 EST

At least he just signed the letter of intent and didn't call the local press to have a big conference or anything.

/shits pants.

Ihateyourteam commented on Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:22:19 EST

If it looks like a Duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it might be wearing a pink shirt and projecting his inner fears onto people asking why he isn't wearing gold.

Ihateyourteam commented on Boston Fans, Still Struggling The Day After

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:22:05 EST

At least Belicheat took it like a man.

Ihateyourteam commented on Your Shocking Super Bowl Champion New York Giants

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 22:25:23 EST

@Taller than Earl Boykins: His real accomplishment will be beating his brother in the DSRL finals.

Ihateyourteam commented on Your Shocking Super Bowl Champion New York Giants

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 22:24:14 EST

I can't wait to buy my 19-0 t-shirt

Ihateyourteam commented on Your Shocking Super Bowl Champion New York Giants

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 22:14:46 EST

Belicheck wanted to go check the video he had his guy in section 103 recording, and then cut the sleeves off more hoodies... no time to be a man and stay around for the hand shake...

"Must cut the sleeves off more hoodies... Must cut the sleeves off more hoodies!!!"

Ihateyourteam commented on Well, They Were Out Of Snausages

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:16:41 EST

I can't blame him, It may look the same as a regular season ticket, but it just taste so much better. I like the high quality as well.

Ihateyourteam commented on Birdman Ready To Fly Again, This Time With Fewer Stimulants

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:35:15 EST

He was a lot more fun on coke... I think we can all freely admit that.

Ihateyourteam commented on The Clashing Of The Titanic Titans

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:32:15 EST

I once saw a Porno that included the term "watery eye" I pray that Nate was not talking about the same thing...

Ihateyourteam commented on Somewhere There's A Tom Brady Voodoo Doll With A Pin In Its Foot

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:26:01 EST

Ahhh, the pains of Fatherhood.

Ihateyourteam commented on You Missed Your Chance To Take Out The Pats

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:03:24 EST

I think that the Pats had a good... Briiingggg Briinngggggg...

I need to take this...

/Turn off your cell phone while your on TV.

Ihateyourteam commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:19:21 EST

Raise the Standard, use steroids that are undetectable.

/Lvstrngdecadurabolin

Ihateyourteam commented on Chad Johnson Might Want To Play For The Redskins

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:54:44 EST

I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish...?

Ihateyourteam commented on Philip Rivers Would Rather You Not Have Sex

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:32:25 EST

"So remember kids, Only Blow Jobs and Anal until you get married."

I can live with that.

Ihateyourteam commented on So Did Someone Slap A Restraining Order On Randy Moss, Or Not? (UPDATE: Yep!)

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:07:51 EST

I thought smoking weed was supposed to make you mellow...

Ihateyourteam commented on The ACC Hierarchy

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:32:31 EST

@Weed Against Speed: Playing basketball at Baylor < being put on the front line in Iraq.

Ihateyourteam commented on LeBron Puts Pedal To The Metal

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:41:39 EST

Whatever LeBron, I once scored four touchdowns in a Single high school football game, top that.

Ihateyourteam commented on Note To Self: Don't Kiss Any Dudes In Louisville

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:57:32 EST

/Brady Quinn plays basketball - Is the biggest fan of Louisville basketball Joke.

Ihateyourteam commented on All Mascots Need Teardrop Tattoos

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:47:33 EST

On a side note, the Buffalo was pulled over in his car on the way home, no traffic violation was given.

Colorado cops always racially profiling....

Ihateyourteam commented on All Mascots Need Teardrop Tattoos

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:41:06 EST

@katolesce: +1000

I literally just spit out water when I read this.

Ihateyourteam commented on Little People Wrestling At Northwestern

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:29:38 EST

Everytime I see a midget I cry a little...

Because I am laughing so damn hard... Tiny little hands.....

Ihateyourteam commented on The Lonesome Tony Romo

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:28:57 EST

At least Romo has a hot GF though...

Ihateyourteam commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:31:00 EST

Winning this game proves the Blazers are no longer Lollygagging...

Ihateyourteam commented on Roger Clemens Gets A World Class Drilling

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:03:55 EST

If only Wallace would have realized it was opposite day.

Ihateyourteam commented on Mangino, Orange Become One

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:37:53 EST

Anyone else wonder why that Assistant coach wouldn't let the players throw water on Mangino? could it be because they didn't want to spoil the Juice?

Ihateyourteam commented on Mangino, Orange Become One

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:29:42 EST

@b1gred74: The Devil.

Ihateyourteam commented on U.S. Secretary Of Offense

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:29:21 EST

Blazers = Best. Team. Ever.

Rip City.