<![CDATA[Comments from J-No]]> <![CDATA[Comments from J-No]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on Michael Phelps Continues His Medal-Winning, Indiscriminate Handsiness]]> He won't be out-touched anywhere.

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on Michael Phelps Continues His Medal-Winning, Indiscriminate Handsiness]]> He's just going for the gold (lame)!

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on NFL Season Previews: Baltimore Ravens]]> Great job, Elliot. You can write the Bears preview. Just change the names and say something nice about Devin Hester and you are done.

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on Mr. Met Will Shield Your Children From Online Predators]]> I wish I had this information before attending the Deadspin pants party in Alameda.

Rick, Who touched you? Was it that dirty Roy Hobbs?

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on Somewhere, Matt Leinart Is Smiling]]> Hooman was driving a Porsche Boxter when he was pulled over. I think AJ needs to renegotiate his contract.

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on Your Emeritus' Smattering Of NFL Predictions]]> Sean Payton was a replacement player. And before that he was the frequent occupant of the end seat next to the bookie phone at my local tavern.

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on Morning Blogdome: A Moment That Will Provide You With A Fleeting Feeling Of Invincibility]]> Mamma James then berated David Kalb's mom until Lebron went home in tears.

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on To Watch Tonight]]> He's so baked he forgot to flush his dope while the cops went to get the search warrant they are using to search his place right now.

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on Vanderbilt Up Against the Grass Ceiling?]]> All of this is essentially a prelude to invite anyone heading to this game (Vandy or South Carolina fans) to shoot me an email and come share a bunch of beers tomorrow night.

Football Pants Party? Nice.

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on Penn State Football Players Apartment Searched; Marijuana Found]]> It is hard to make a good plan to get rid of your dope when you are all high and shit.

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on This Is Why He's Michael Jordan And You Are Not]]> Monica Lewinsky was cropped out of the photo.

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on No Way Will The Cubs Blow It This Time ... Uh Oh]]> I'll pick this evangelical chick from Alaska to be my running mate and then I'll get all those disenfranchised female voters.

-John McCain

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on Rick Neuheisel Takes the Mic After UCLA-Tennessee And Pours Salt In the Wounds]]> Nvrst Tnnss.

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on For Your Viewing Pleasure: Kiss August Goodbye]]> Historic clubs. Playoff implications. Harold Reynolds. What's not to love?

The Red and White Sox are in the game, right?

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on Week In Review: You Know, Sarah Palin Was Once A Budding Hannah Storm]]> Have a good weekend everybody! Be safe!

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on Week In Review: You Know, Sarah Palin Was Once A Budding Hannah Storm]]> The Cubs are beating the Phillies, 3-2 in the 9th.

Just wanted to update you guys.

]]> <![CDATA[J-No commented on You know she has that Scooby-Doo tongue.]]> You have four fathers? Your mother must be a whore.

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