<![CDATA[Comments from Matt_T]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Matt_T]]> http://deadspin.com/people/Matt_T http://deadspin.com/people/Matt_T Matt_T commented on Zero To Three In Six Seconds Zambrano must not have read the Combudsman column yesterday.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389831/zero-to-three-in-six-seconds#c5665721 http://deadspin.com/389831/zero-to-three-in-six-seconds#c5665721 Tue, 13 May 2008 11:05:59 EDT Matt_T commented on LeBron's Mother Is Not Someone With Whom You Should Trifle LeBron James' mother is the same age as Jennifer Aniston.

Don't give John Mayer any ideas.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389835/lebrons-mother-is-not-someone-with-whom-you-should-trifle#c5664681 http://deadspin.com/389835/lebrons-mother-is-not-someone-with-whom-you-should-trifle#c5664681 Tue, 13 May 2008 10:20:53 EDT Matt_T commented on LeBron's Mother Is Not Someone With Whom You Should Trifle I'm Gloria James, Bitch!

]]> http://deadspin.com/389835/lebrons-mother-is-not-someone-with-whom-you-should-trifle#c5664508 http://deadspin.com/389835/lebrons-mother-is-not-someone-with-whom-you-should-trifle#c5664508 Tue, 13 May 2008 10:12:52 EDT Matt_T commented on Celtics Shown Up By LeBron, Punked By LeBron's Mom If I were LeBron, I'd be pissed that KG tried to kiss my mother.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389834/celtics-shown-up-by-lebron-punked-by-lebrons-mom#c5663824 http://deadspin.com/389834/celtics-shown-up-by-lebron-punked-by-lebrons-mom#c5663824 Tue, 13 May 2008 09:35:05 EDT Matt_T commented on About Last Night @Doyle McPoyle: Not exactly what one expects to see on House

]]> http://deadspin.com/389830/about-last-night#c5663288 http://deadspin.com/389830/about-last-night#c5663288 Tue, 13 May 2008 08:37:18 EDT Matt_T commented on About Last Night What you missed while realizing Fred Durst is still alive.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389830/about-last-night#c5663196 http://deadspin.com/389830/about-last-night#c5663196 Tue, 13 May 2008 08:23:29 EDT Matt_T commented on Jeopardy! Attempts To Both Humanize And Humiliate Matt Leinart @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: It will be on mtv.com tomorrow. With that, I'm out.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5660245 http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5660245 Mon, 12 May 2008 22:50:12 EDT Matt_T commented on Jeopardy! Attempts To Both Humanize And Humiliate Matt Leinart @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I want to watch the after show, preview for season 4, but the finale was so dull I may fall asleep.

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: I thought the strike was supposed to fix that.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5660167 http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5660167 Mon, 12 May 2008 22:43:55 EDT Matt_T commented on Jeopardy! Attempts To Both Humanize And Humiliate Matt Leinart @Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: Well, the finale wasn't terrible enough

]]> http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5660131 http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5660131 Mon, 12 May 2008 22:40:43 EDT Matt_T commented on Jeopardy! Attempts To Both Humanize And Humiliate Matt Leinart The Hills finale was terrible.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5660098 http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5660098 Mon, 12 May 2008 22:38:08 EDT Matt_T commented on Jeopardy! Attempts To Both Humanize And Humiliate Matt Leinart HAHAHAHA he's a bartender

]]> http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5659115 http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5659115 Mon, 12 May 2008 21:12:07 EDT Matt_T commented on Jeopardy! Attempts To Both Humanize And Humiliate Matt Leinart @Brazil Thrill: @formerly Chief Wahoo: @Tracy Ham and Eggs is BACK (cause Steve Trachsel got banned...: Yahtzee! Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'

]]> http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5659097 http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5659097 Mon, 12 May 2008 21:09:48 EDT Matt_T commented on Jeopardy! Attempts To Both Humanize And Humiliate Matt Leinart Wait, wtf, I just saw Fred Durst's name in the credits for house tonight

]]> http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5659040 http://deadspin.com/389662/jeopardy-attempts-to-both-humanize-and-humiliate-matt-leinart#c5659040 Mon, 12 May 2008 21:05:09 EDT Matt_T commented on O.J. Mayo's Not The Sharpest Trojan In The Jar Instead of going to class he spent all day ghost riding the miracle whip.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389706/oj-mayos-not-the-sharpest-trojan-in-the-jar#c5655849 http://deadspin.com/389706/oj-mayos-not-the-sharpest-trojan-in-the-jar#c5655849 Mon, 12 May 2008 17:45:29 EDT Matt_T commented on Cruel To Be Kind Also hysterical, nibbles references.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389484/cruel-to-be-kind#c5654855 http://deadspin.com/389484/cruel-to-be-kind#c5654855 Mon, 12 May 2008 16:59:05 EDT Matt_T commented on Cruel To Be Kind When in doubt, always go with a Martin Lawrence joke. Those are hi-larious

]]> http://deadspin.com/389484/cruel-to-be-kind#c5654772 http://deadspin.com/389484/cruel-to-be-kind#c5654772 Mon, 12 May 2008 16:55:20 EDT Matt_T commented on The Spurs Mascots Are Stealing Your Soul It looks like Mugatu ended up in San Antonio. OBEY MY COYOTE!

]]> http://deadspin.com/389566/the-spurs-mascots-are-stealing-your-soul#c5654179 http://deadspin.com/389566/the-spurs-mascots-are-stealing-your-soul#c5654179 Mon, 12 May 2008 16:31:08 EDT Matt_T commented on The Era Of Hannah Storm's Sports Center Will Blow (In) Soon Shoulda been you, Gale Weathers

]]> http://deadspin.com/389624/the-era-of-hannah-storms-sports-center-will-blow-in-soon#c5650813 http://deadspin.com/389624/the-era-of-hannah-storms-sports-center-will-blow-in-soon#c5650813 Mon, 12 May 2008 14:29:47 EDT Matt_T commented on Baseball Taking Much-Needed Milestone Break @UkraineNotWeak: I know. I'm following the game. I mean working on a spreadsheet.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389480/baseball-taking-much+needed-milestone-break#c5650095 http://deadspin.com/389480/baseball-taking-much+needed-milestone-break#c5650095 Mon, 12 May 2008 14:03:19 EDT Matt_T commented on Baseball Taking Much-Needed Milestone Break @Afino: @UkraineNotWeak: Ugh. Chipper's 3/3 on the day at least.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389480/baseball-taking-much+needed-milestone-break#c5649966 http://deadspin.com/389480/baseball-taking-much+needed-milestone-break#c5649966 Mon, 12 May 2008 13:58:55 EDT Matt_T commented on Baseball Taking Much-Needed Milestone Break Meanwhile, his team is on pace to shatter the record for worst record in 1 run games.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389480/baseball-taking-much+needed-milestone-break#c5649715 http://deadspin.com/389480/baseball-taking-much+needed-milestone-break#c5649715 Mon, 12 May 2008 13:50:11 EDT Matt_T commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day Could the Sweet Baby Rays be for real? I have to admit I'm very impressed with this barbeque sauce.
-pulledporklvr

]]> http://deadspin.com/389461/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5647707 http://deadspin.com/389461/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5647707 Mon, 12 May 2008 12:29:39 EDT Matt_T commented on Reports Of Limatime's Demise Greatly Exaggerated BAP BAP BAP BAP

]]> http://deadspin.com/389269/reports-of-limatimes-demise-greatly-exaggerated#c5634237 http://deadspin.com/389269/reports-of-limatimes-demise-greatly-exaggerated#c5634237 Sat, 10 May 2008 15:34:34 EDT Matt_T commented on Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator Jean shorts aren't cheap.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389028/jamar-hornsbys-one-classy-gator#c5623796 http://deadspin.com/389028/jamar-hornsbys-one-classy-gator#c5623796 Fri, 09 May 2008 16:09:29 EDT Matt_T commented on Tom Brady Has A Wonder Woman Fetish Woah, that +1 was meant for @ClueHeywood:

]]> http://deadspin.com/388850/tom-brady-has-a-wonder-woman-fetish#c5620731 http://deadspin.com/388850/tom-brady-has-a-wonder-woman-fetish#c5620731 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:30:44 EDT Matt_T commented on Tom Brady Has A Wonder Woman Fetish @Matt_T: +1.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388850/tom-brady-has-a-wonder-woman-fetish#c5620719 http://deadspin.com/388850/tom-brady-has-a-wonder-woman-fetish#c5620719 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:30:17 EDT Matt_T commented on Tom Brady Has A Wonder Woman Fetish Instead of chosing the Rachel Bilson as wonder woman, you chose this Rick. Why do you hate us?

]]> http://deadspin.com/388850/tom-brady-has-a-wonder-woman-fetish#c5620619 http://deadspin.com/388850/tom-brady-has-a-wonder-woman-fetish#c5620619 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:27:16 EDT Matt_T commented on So, You've Been Watching Chris Paul, Right? /kicks lifeless Hawks fan in the crotch

]]> http://deadspin.com/388966/so-youve-been-watching-chris-paul-right#c5619513 http://deadspin.com/388966/so-youve-been-watching-chris-paul-right#c5619513 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:53:04 EDT Matt_T commented on Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon Michael Vick is not your fwiend, guy!

]]> http://deadspin.com/389004/michael-vick-might-run-out-of-money-sometime-soon#c5617664 http://deadspin.com/389004/michael-vick-might-run-out-of-money-sometime-soon#c5617664 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:49:41 EDT Matt_T commented on Pizza Madness Grips Ohio There's going to be a rash of pizza throwing incidents at the next Cavs/Celtics game.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615192 http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615192 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:28:22 EDT Matt_T commented on Pizza Madness Grips Ohio @supermike5alive: If these people thought like that, they wouldn't have to wait in line for 5 hours for a pizza.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615130 http://deadspin.com/388824/pizza-madness-grips-ohio#c5615130 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:26:16 EDT Matt_T commented on The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle Andy Bernard thinks Jo-Jo is a pussy for leaving the game with 1 blister.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614619 http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614619 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:07:30 EDT Matt_T commented on The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle @EddieRebel: And a Corky.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614430 http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614430 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:59:08 EDT Matt_T commented on Invasion Of The LeBron Snatchers! LeBron must have been worn out from waiting in line for his .23 pizza.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388859/invasion-of-the-lebron-snatchers#c5612550 http://deadspin.com/388859/invasion-of-the-lebron-snatchers#c5612550 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:22:26 EDT Matt_T commented on About Last Night Chocolate covered bacon. So that's what was in Dmitri Young's case.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388814/about-last-night#c5611909 http://deadspin.com/388814/about-last-night#c5611909 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:13:04 EDT Matt_T commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm @LeagueofShadows: @SA: @longefellowes: There's a channel called Nick GAS(Game and Sports) that airs old episodes of Legends and Guts. Its fantastic

]]> http://deadspin.com/388682/all-hail-derek-jeters-golden-baby-arm#c5606598 http://deadspin.com/388682/all-hail-derek-jeters-golden-baby-arm#c5606598 Thu, 08 May 2008 20:22:37 EDT Matt_T commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm Jon Heder and Alyssa Milano on My Name is Earl

]]> http://deadspin.com/388682/all-hail-derek-jeters-golden-baby-arm#c5606368 http://deadspin.com/388682/all-hail-derek-jeters-golden-baby-arm#c5606368 Thu, 08 May 2008 20:06:37 EDT Matt_T commented on Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit Shouldn't have parted the Red Sea, Joe.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602515 http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602515 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:56:09 EDT Matt_T commented on Revisiting The Worst Golf Round Of All Time I think he's full of shit.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388421/revisiting-the-worst-golf-round-of-all-time#c5601275 http://deadspin.com/388421/revisiting-the-worst-golf-round-of-all-time#c5601275 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:19:19 EDT Matt_T commented on Naked People In England? Now We've Seen Everything What in the heck has happened with Andruw Jones?

He got fatter and started caring even less.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388385/naked-people-in-england-now-weve-seen-everything#c5597655 http://deadspin.com/388385/naked-people-in-england-now-weve-seen-everything#c5597655 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:27:37 EDT