Senators Lost Cojones commented on Tomorrow Is The First Day To Watch Young People In Red Scarves Get Gored

"This is getting very abstract, but thank you: I do enjoy working at the bowling alley. It's been fun."

Senators Lost Cojones commented on Long Snapper Pays Price For Saints' Poor Investment Decisions

"Kevin, I told you...just stick to frilly umbrellas."

Senators Lost Cojones commented on Steve McNair Found Shot to Death [UPDATE]

"Good Lord, what an awful waste."

Senators Lost Cojones commented on Michael Jackson Dies. Chad Johnson Says It's "Just As Sad As 9/11."

"@chilltown: When the coroner finds the "Not Insane" stamp."

Senators Lost Cojones commented on Michael Jackson Dies. Chad Johnson Says It's "Just As Sad As 9/11."

"In related news, the Jackson family has reported they haven't heard from Latoya in several hours."

Senators Lost Cojones commented on Meet The Next Generation Of C-Team NFL Broadcasters

"Day 9: Easy to use sleeper holds for those pesky onslaughts of feral Pulitzer Prize winners."

Senators Lost Cojones commented on Deadspin Classic: The O.J. Chase

"Hey, where the hell did my gloves go??"

Senators Lost Cojones commented on Deadspin Classic: The O.J. Chase

"@Weed Against Speed: "Holy Crap!"

Senators Lost Cojones commented on Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team

"@J-No: You can now."

Senators Lost Cojones commented on Your Profanity-Laced Tirades Will Now Be Taken Under Advisement

"So if you get banned and you have no idea why, or absolutely 100% feel this is a completely wrong-headed oversight on the part of the commenting committee... They meet."