Smashville commented on MLB Closer: Manny Makes His Dodger Debut

"@Kid Canada: Gretzky is God everywhere."

Smashville commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Week

"What a joke of a bank heist, I should have stayed home."

Smashville commented on MLB Closer: Manny Makes His Dodger Debut

"Seriously, Manny, wearing Gretzky's number in the city where Gretzky is still God...good move."

Smashville commented on MLB Closer: Manny Makes His Dodger Debut

"@WillieMcGeeForever: Anne Hathaway...reow."

Smashville commented on Video Of Milka Duno Towel-Snapping Danica Patrick, After 60 Long Minutes, Finally Surfaces

"Danica has an awesome ass."

Smashville commented on This Threatening Staples Sign Misrepresents The Law

"@serreca: I'm assuming you've never driven in New Jersey or California if you think Birmingham could even have a shadow of their traffic."

Smashville commented on This Colgate Toothpaste Packaging Is Awfully Deceptive

"I'm not sure what the problem is."

Smashville commented on Debt Collector Sends Verizon Collection Notice To A Fluffy White Dog

"@Smashville: Or...if I read the article...not."

Smashville commented on Debt Collector Sends Verizon Collection Notice To A Fluffy White Dog

"I'm fairly certain the dog credit card thing is a joke..."

Smashville commented on Hello from Clay Travis; Yes, That's My Real Name

"@Farquar: Considering his book came out last year and is still the #1 football book on Amazon, I don't think he cares about anonymity..."

Smashville commented on This Partially Filled Half-Gallon Of Milk Is Reasonably Priced

"How is this "unacceptable food"?"

Smashville commented on Don't Maintain A Negative Balance With Sprint Or They Will Disconnect Your Service

"@Leiterfluid: People with Blackberries."

Smashville commented on Why Won't Krystal Respond To Their Customers?

"Wait...I also love In-N-Out...but the closest one to Nashville is 1,400 miles away in Tucson...although it's not so much fun with the Bushman jumps out at you when you leave and makes you drop your milkshake..."

Smashville commented on Why Won't Krystal Respond To Their Customers?

"I looooove Krystal."

Smashville commented on Wal-Mart Fails To Change Your Oil And Lies About It

"I call bullshit."

Smashville commented on Meet Your New Editor(s)

"Ah...welcome, Clay...I read Dixieland Delight last year and loved it..."

Smashville commented on This Target Coupon Is Made Of Lies

"@BankOfFees: At least read the letter first."

Smashville commented on This Target Coupon Is Made Of Lies

""Target confiscated Nick's coupon for 10% off items left on his wedding registry after randomly deciding that the coupon was too generous." Um, Carey, did you even read the letter?"