<![CDATA[Comments from Secret Identity]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Secret Identity]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Travis Henry Should Really Invest In Some Better Goldenseal]]> @Gourmet Spud:

To tie the story together, Henry's going to take his bong behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Obama Sponsoring NASCAR #49 car at Pocono]]> "And I continue to encourage all Americans to continue doing anything possible to reduce our dependence on foreign oil. Now gentlemen, START YOUR ENGINES!"

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on The Evolution Of Jason Whitlock: Writer Unloads On "Football Night In America", But Lightens Up About Gangsta Rap]]> @Lady Andrea:

Nope. Rob Morrow is though.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on The Evolution Of Jason Whitlock: Writer Unloads On "Football Night In America", But Lightens Up About Gangsta Rap]]> @Gourmet Spud:

We already know Al is a fuckhead. Where did we learn that again...?

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on The Evolution Of Jason Whitlock: Writer Unloads On "Football Night In America", But Lightens Up About Gangsta Rap]]> Whitlock is just trying to get Tech N9ne in the new Billy Walsh movie.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Tim Tebow's Summer Vacation Has Been Better Than Yours]]> the filming of a TitleTown segment since Gainesville is one of 20 finalists for the award

Can't they just call it Where's Now?

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Tiger Woods Still on Track to be a Billionaire by 2011]]> Meanwhile, John Daly is about three years away from living in apartment above a bowling alley and underneath another bowling alley.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on John McCain Gave up Steeler Linemen While Interrogated by Viet-Cong]]> Mean Joe Greene ain't had no quarrel with them Viet Cong!

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Say Hello To The Newest Olympic Sport: Scooter Jousting]]> Ever since Iceland lost to the Mighty Ducks, tensions have been running high up there.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Jenn Sterger Would Not Like Erin Andrews To 'Suck It']]> @Lady Andrea:

Another proud True North product.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Let This Boy Dance In The Water! Dance Until He's Set The World Ablaze!]]> He's just preparing for his future career as a snooty, flamboyant waiter. Look at them palms!

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Jean Van de Velde Qualifies for British Open]]> @Gourmet Spud:

Lance Armstrong has also been known to play rounds of golf with one ball.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Jean Van de Velde Qualifies for British Open]]> @Doyle McPoyle:

Cunning little brain - regular Voltaire!

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Jean Van de Velde Qualifies for British Open]]> John Daly just prefers big Berthas in general.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Jenn Sterger Would Not Like Erin Andrews To 'Suck It']]> @bamassippi:

Kid Canada sucks. Don't encourage him.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Jenn Sterger Would Not Like Erin Andrews To 'Suck It']]> @SideAngleSide:

This is Jenn Sterger, for Youtube Sports?

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Are You Offended By ESPN?]]> I liked John Walsh better when he was hosting America's Most Wanted.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Are You Offended By ESPN?]]> You know what offends me? Things like turning on SportsCenter/re, watching the highlights of the Wimbledon final between Federer and Nadal, not knowing the outcome (I was travelling pretty much the whole day), seeing the highlights of the fourth set and then, DURING the highlights of the fifth set, seeing THIS on the crawl underneath:

NADAL D. FEDERER, 6-4, 6-4, 6-7, 6-7, 9-7

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Rich Rodriguez and Michigan Buy West Virginia]]> If this site is truly becoming a college sports site, that Deadspin.ca domain is going to become mighty tempting.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Top Arizona Basketball Recruit Brandon Jennings Bound for Europe]]> @Gourmet Spud:

Without limiting the generality of the foregoing, please find enclosed my +1 served upon you pursuant to the Rules of Deadspin Commenter Procedure. Kindly govern yourself accordingly.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Attack Of (And Farewell To) The Purple]]> @Gourmet Spud:

We love you Weintraub
Oh yes we do!
We love you Weintraub
And we'll be true
When you're not with us
We're blue
Oh Weintraub we love you
Yes we do!

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Attack Of (And Farewell To) The Purple]]> @J'No:

"Well, this certainly looks like a lot of words."
-J. Peterman

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Attack Of (And Farewell To) The Purple]]> I bow to all of you in recognition of your "victory" over my attempt to import some refinement and nostalgia into this unsightly, ominous world

Humour and interesting writing > refinement and nostalgia

Also, always a good move to slam your audience for not liking you, followed by announcing your impending return to said audience.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Is It At All Surprising That Alex Rodriguez Would Befriend Alicia Marie?]]> @Gourmet Spud:

Theo Epstein = Gary from Gary's Old Towne Tavern

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Clemson Fans Have Awesome Tattoos]]> I can't wait to see how much college football news we get on Deadspin once the season is even remotely close to beginning.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Michael Beasley spotted with]]> @xhack:

Perhaps the 8:45 a.m. post about it was too early?

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Michael Beasley spotted with]]> Beasley is just a great admirer of Elijah Dukes. Enjoy, Heat fans.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Northwestern Steals Michigan Signs; Ball Boys to the Rescue]]> a one-handed snapper

One-handed snapper is a delicacy in Chernobyl.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Yankees Radio Announcers Have Grotesque Eating Habits]]> @Windier E. Megatons:

Yeah? Well, I had sex with Roger Clemens!

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Yankees Radio Announcers Have Grotesque Eating Habits]]> @StuScott Booyahs:

It's a Beasties sample from a comedian named Mantan Moreland.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Yankees Radio Announcers Have Grotesque Eating Habits]]> Is this the guy that wails "thuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh YANKEES winnnnnnn!"

If so, that dude's got bigger problems than poor dining etiquette.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Morning Blogdome: Don't Go For Second Best, Baby]]> Meanwhile, across town, Kyle Farnsworth took in Weird Al Yankovic performing his classic hit "Like a Sturgeon".

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Morning Blogdome: Don't Go For Second Best, Baby]]> "PLEES SING LA ISLA BONITA EES ARAHS FAVORITE!"

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Introducing The Loneliest Boy In The World]]> I'd only buy a Zito fathead if it was "scratch and sniff", where you can scratch Barry Zito's face and sniff Alyssa Milano's vagina.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Soccer Players + Technology = Hilarious Blunders]]> I'm Mr. Paul, that's my name, that name again, is Mr. Paul!

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Part IX: Featuring...Kissing Suzy Kolber]]> Is that the Nation Of Islam Sports Blog group photo? I always get them and KSK confused.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on 2008 NBA Draft Rankings: 1-15]]> the guy has...pedigree (three seasons at West Virginia)

I'm not sure that word means what you think it means.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on 2008 NBA Draft Rankings: 1-15]]> @Toronto McKee:

As pointed out in the first comment to this post, albeit with some wry humour.

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on And the video comes back just]]> So which nation ended up being the greatest in the world, Mexico or Portugal?

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity commented on Not that anyone in Turkey]]> And apparently it's now 3-2 Germany?

]]> <![CDATA[Secret Identity wrote What is this, a facebook wall?]]>