<![CDATA[Comments from Steve Trachsel, Ace]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Steve Trachsel, Ace]]> http://deadspin.com/people/THandE http://deadspin.com/people/THandE Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Yankee Stadium:Ground Zero For All Things Pope-Y @Token_Tennis_Fan: Who the flying hell are you talking about? Did the pope talk shit about hockey?

]]> http://deadspin.com/382302/yankee-stadiumground-zero-for-all-things-pope+y#c5303130 http://deadspin.com/382302/yankee-stadiumground-zero-for-all-things-pope+y#c5303130 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:26:45 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Yankee Stadium:Ground Zero For All Things Pope-Y @Token_Tennis_Fan: You seem angry for reasons not entirely clear from reading this article.

]]> http://deadspin.com/382302/yankee-stadiumground-zero-for-all-things-pope+y#c5303068 http://deadspin.com/382302/yankee-stadiumground-zero-for-all-things-pope+y#c5303068 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:23:32 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tampa Woman Tries To Collect Loan Made By Her Great-Grandfather During Civil War @Milstar: I think its a math error. The 147 years is right (for 1861), but yeah, the civil war was long over in 1871

]]> http://consumerist.com/382288/tampa-woman-tries-to-collect-loan-made-by-her-great+grandfather-during-civil-war#c5301082 http://consumerist.com/382288/tampa-woman-tries-to-collect-loan-made-by-her-great+grandfather-during-civil-war#c5301082 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:35:30 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Danica Patrick Finally Wins, And That's Cool With Us OK.

1. Not that attractive, maybe compared to Sarah Fisher, but she is a solid "meh"

2. Not that good of a driver (yet). One win with the equipment she has is pitiful.

3. Other single win drivers. Graham Rahal (in 2 races), Billy Boat, John Paul Jr.

]]> http://deadspin.com/382034/danica-patrick-finally-wins-and-thats-cool-with-us#c5300889 http://deadspin.com/382034/danica-patrick-finally-wins-and-thats-cool-with-us#c5300889 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:26:25 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on John Marzano Dead At 45 Dead Phillies and Steeler Dong, the Clinton campaign is trying to find away to blame all this on Obama

]]> http://deadspin.com/382049/john-marzano-dead-at-45#c5298093 http://deadspin.com/382049/john-marzano-dead-at-45#c5298093 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:44:25 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on John Marzano Dead At 45 Damn, I am at a loss for Snark.

I figured he was gonna make it onto a national TV team at some point..

]]> http://deadspin.com/382049/john-marzano-dead-at-45#c5297889 http://deadspin.com/382049/john-marzano-dead-at-45#c5297889 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:38:14 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Thats what Im wondering. What possible chain of events leads to "posing naked in (what I can only assume is) someone elses shower"

]]> http://deadspin.com/382005/sir-you-seem-to-have-dropped-your-terrible-towel#c5297070 http://deadspin.com/382005/sir-you-seem-to-have-dropped-your-terrible-towel#c5297070 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:10:34 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Kenton Keith Is A Perfect Handcuff Running Back @Frank Beamers Goiter: [sports.espn.go.com]

]]> http://deadspin.com/382036/kenton-keith-is-a-perfect-handcuff-running-back#c5295510 http://deadspin.com/382036/kenton-keith-is-a-perfect-handcuff-running-back#c5295510 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:16:25 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Real Estate Speculation: From A Trailer Park To Foreclosure On 4 Homes @JiminyChristmas: @Troy F.: Thats the fundemental change in the housing market in the last decade or two. People stopped buying a home as a place to live, with the hope it would increase in value, to buying a home purely as an investment vehicle.

]]> http://consumerist.com/382098/real-estate-speculation-from-a-trailer-park-to-foreclosure-on-4-homes#c5295440 http://consumerist.com/382098/real-estate-speculation-from-a-trailer-park-to-foreclosure-on-4-homes#c5295440 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:14:16 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Kenton Keith Is A Perfect Handcuff Running Back Also, in the linked racism story.

Anyone thinks its funny that the jackass crying racism makes a Stephen Jackson joke for no reason?

]]> http://deadspin.com/382036/kenton-keith-is-a-perfect-handcuff-running-back#c5294932 http://deadspin.com/382036/kenton-keith-is-a-perfect-handcuff-running-back#c5294932 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:55:12 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Kenton Keith Is A Perfect Handcuff Running Back Most shocking part of this story; He spends time in Indianapolis in the offseason.

]]> http://deadspin.com/382036/kenton-keith-is-a-perfect-handcuff-running-back#c5294846 http://deadspin.com/382036/kenton-keith-is-a-perfect-handcuff-running-back#c5294846 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:51:52 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on The Patriots Plan On Doing The Faux Perfection Thing Again Can we just let NY/NE seceed and be done with it? We will even let them take New Jersey and the orange skin fad.

]]> http://deadspin.com/382096/the-patriots-plan-on-doing-the-faux-perfection-thing-again#c5293387 http://deadspin.com/382096/the-patriots-plan-on-doing-the-faux-perfection-thing-again#c5293387 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:55:40 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on You Know It's Baseball Season When Fat Yanks-Red Sox Fans Are Killing Each Other Nice.. The Yankee fans took the brunt of the damage and the Sox fan got arrested.

+1 everyone else.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381980/you-know-its-baseball-season-when-fat-yanks+red-sox-fans-are-killing-each-other#c5289923 http://deadspin.com/381980/you-know-its-baseball-season-when-fat-yanks+red-sox-fans-are-killing-each-other#c5289923 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:16:53 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Pistons Eat Jerseys, Choke On Game @Burning River: A rapist.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381968/pistons-eat-jerseys-choke-on-game#c5289620 http://deadspin.com/381968/pistons-eat-jerseys-choke-on-game#c5289620 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:56:37 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Pistons Eat Jerseys, Choke On Game @Juancho:
You heard it here first.

You are bragging about that?

]]> http://deadspin.com/381968/pistons-eat-jerseys-choke-on-game#c5289222 http://deadspin.com/381968/pistons-eat-jerseys-choke-on-game#c5289222 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:26:00 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Fukudome Flattered That Cubs Fans Want Him to House The Sandwich Of Investing Sockdrawer @thefuseproject: @StevePerryPsychOut: I was thinking more Mo Vaughn, but that works.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5287208 http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5287208 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:25:52 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Fukudome Flattered That Cubs Fans Want Him to House The Sandwich Of Investing Sockdrawer @StevePerryPsychOut: I give him another two years till he is getting winded on basic plays.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5287192 http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5287192 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:23:43 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Fukudome Flattered That Cubs Fans Want Him to House The Sandwich Of Investing Sockdrawer Reason #22 why SI is no longer in my main websurfing rotation.

This guy get a regular spot on the homepage and magazine.

[sportsillustrated.cnn.com]

Really? One win in a secondary series puts Danica on the "mount rushmore" of athletes.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5286437 http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5286437 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:57:35 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Fukudome Flattered That Cubs Fans Want Him to House The Sandwich Of Investing Sockdrawer @Becky_MI: Basic HTML editor, most of it works here...

[www.austen.com]

]]> http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5286357 http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5286357 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:46:22 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Fukudome Flattered That Cubs Fans Want Him to House The Sandwich Of Investing Sockdrawer Shalom Motherfuckers.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5286343 http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5286343 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:43:28 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Fukudome Flattered That Cubs Fans Want Him to House The Sandwich Of Investing Sockdrawer @PeteJayhawk: +1 deceasedturn singularity

]]> http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5285283 http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5285283 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:39:58 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Fukudome Flattered That Cubs Fans Want Him to House The Sandwich Of Investing Sockdrawer @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: damnit. I swear to god I didnt see your post before I posted mine.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5285133 http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5285133 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:06:45 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Fukudome Flattered That Cubs Fans Want Him to House The Sandwich Of Investing Sockdrawer Kosuke Fukudome, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler

]]> http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5285130 http://deadspin.com/381881/fukudome-flattered-that-cubs-fans-want-him-to-house-the-sandwich-of-investing-sockdrawer#c5285130 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:05:40 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Free Darko On Detroit-Philadelphia @PeteJayhawk: Yeah, but whats the humor in that

]]> http://deadspin.com/381766/free-darko-on-detroit+philadelphia#c5284787 http://deadspin.com/381766/free-darko-on-detroit+philadelphia#c5284787 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:01:29 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Free Darko On Detroit-Philadelphia Here's Free Darko's look at the Cleveland Cavaliers-Washington Wizards series. Your author is Dr. LawyerIndianChief.

Wow. What a preview of the Wiz/Cavs. Maybe you should lay off the firewater there Chief.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381766/free-darko-on-detroit+philadelphia#c5284432 http://deadspin.com/381766/free-darko-on-detroit+philadelphia#c5284432 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:53:52 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tim Duncan, With Emotion AND 3-Point Range @PQ Crash: Welcome, did you bring friends?

]]> http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5281508 http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5281508 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:48:28 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tim Duncan, With Emotion AND 3-Point Range nibbles?

]]> http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5281427 http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5281427 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:25:24 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tim Duncan, With Emotion AND 3-Point Range @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: How have you not gotten sucked into FJM? It was the first blog I ever read. It was my gateway-blog.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5281400 http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5281400 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:16:01 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tim Duncan, With Emotion AND 3-Point Range @She Blinded Me With Violence: Sorry, Im all whacked out on kosher wine.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5281293 http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5281293 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 23:49:21 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tim Duncan, With Emotion AND 3-Point Range @She Blinded Me With Violence: Chris Kamen. Cause, ya know, hes white.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5281261 http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5281261 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 23:42:40 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tim Duncan, With Emotion AND 3-Point Range @thefuseproject: yeah..

So that makes the one on the left 18 and the one on the right under 18?

[www.jailbaitgallery.com]

]]> http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280953 http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280953 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:55:45 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tim Duncan, With Emotion AND 3-Point Range @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Nah, its all legal*

*Im assuming its all legal. Its what I keep telling myself so I dont feel like a pedophile. (besides, they look like college chicks)

]]> http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280909 http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280909 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:48:28 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tim Duncan, With Emotion AND 3-Point Range @thefuseproject: [www.jailbaitgallery.com]

]]> http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280860 http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280860 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:42:21 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tim Duncan, With Emotion AND 3-Point Range @Slothrop: Im not sure if you are into british films, but if you like gangster flicks rent "the Krays". Saw it a could years ago and immediately had to buy it, a unique experience for me

]]> http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280834 http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280834 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:39:08 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tim Duncan, With Emotion AND 3-Point Range @Slothrop: None of the above...

On the Waterfront wins hands down

]]> http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280804 http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280804 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:34:07 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tim Duncan, With Emotion AND 3-Point Range You know what, Hopkins is a beast, but Calz aint going down without a fight...

]]> http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280778 http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280778 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:31:13 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tim Duncan, With Emotion AND 3-Point Range My Orioles, my beautiful, infuriating, aggravating Orioles, just shut out the Yankees with a long reliever turned starter and a journeyman minor leaguer who has been up a week.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280689 http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280689 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:16:27 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Tim Duncan, With Emotion AND 3-Point Range Evening all. Im now convinced that the star commentators are safe from a visit from the angel of death tonight.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280632 http://deadspin.com/381820/tim-duncan-with-emotion-and-3+point-range#c5280632 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:07:36 EDT Steve Trachsel, Ace commented on Goodbye To All That @J-No: thankfully since they live many hours away I dont have to deal with it as often as my other husband-I-hate who is local. Plus since hes a Steelers fan I can disguise/vent my hatred towards that.

]]> http://deadspin.com/381555/goodbye-to-all-that#c5275510 http://deadspin.com/381555/goodbye-to-all-that#c5275510 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:57:57 EDT