<![CDATA[Comments from DannyNoonan]]> <![CDATA[Comments from DannyNoonan]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on There's Nothing More Annoying Than A Rays Fan With A Cowbell]]> It looks like Varejao fucked a smurf.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on A-Rod's Late Night Creep Sessions With Madonna Reach Day Two Of Gossip News Cycle]]> So, who's the bigger diva?

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Apparently Someone Named Tyson Homosexual Is Very Fast]]> Brady Quinn is still waiting for an apology.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Is There Any Way Turkey Pulls Off The Upset?]]> Keyser Soze - 2
Jemele Hill - 1

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Media Approval Ratings: Bill Plaschke]]> Halberstam : Plashke :: dog : fire hydrant

/Disapprove

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Austria Gets Its Rocco Mediate On]]> Since this is a supposed to be a soccer thing, let's focus on Austria.

That's where my mind went blank and my head hit the keyboard.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Media Approval Ratings: Charissa Thompson]]> Dear Lord Baby Jesus...

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Media Approval Ratings: Mike Breen]]> Who's this fuckin' guy?

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Last Chance For All Your Spurs Bile]]> Doin the Bull Dance, Feelin the Flow

/Slams head into keyboard.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Cheap Shot Rob Strikes. <em>Again</em>.]]> Please God let the Hornets win Monday night and bring to a close the Douchebag Era.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle]]> When you strikeout as much as Sexton sometimes it's nice just to get out of the batter's box.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Free Darko On Boston-Cleveland]]> "What I want to know is whether or not LeBron can get mean."

See Game 5 last year vs. the Pistons.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on A Soccer Goal Like Few Others]]> That pass was waaay off.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Media Approval Ratings: Dan Patrick]]> He never inappropriately hugged interns and used his cell for actually making phone calls. Begrudgingly approve.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Female Athletes Play Fair And Keep Things In Perspective. How I Loathe Them]]> But did the fans slow clap?

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> This is what Roger Clemens should have done to keep his harem out of the press.

- Roger Clemens

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Tyler Hansbrough Regrets NOTHINGGGGGG!!!!!!]]> @mistresschristina: That's a long range Tea Baggin.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Closing Out This Bissinger Business]]> I can't wait to get that searing Billinger response delivered to my doorstep in three months by Pony Express.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on DeShawn Stevenson Rocks The Michael Vick Jersey]]> Without dumbfucks like this sports would be boring.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on It's Deja Vu In The NBA Playoffs]]> You are Amare Stoudamire. This notice that you have been bounced from the playoffs will not be read to you.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Media Approval Ratings: Michael Wilbon]]> He knows more about the NBA than J Howard knows about rolling blunts. Definitely approve.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Now, Majerle's Miffed At TheDirty.com]]> Figured that was Majere's favorite position.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder]]> Was Terrell Owens also cropped out of that picture?

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Media Approval Ratings: Tom Jackson]]> Disapprove.

- Bernie Kosar

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on ESPN Upgrades Its Spelling Bee Coverage]]> E-R-E-C-T-I-O-N

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel]]> Good day to you too, Sir.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Celine Dion Will Heal Olympic Rifts With Powerful Vocals]]> Huh, I thought the Olympics were about owning some communist Russia ass in the track and field events.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on New York Now Free From The Menace Of Buried Cloth]]> The Yankees dignity is still reported missing.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Media Approval Ratings: Tiki Barber]]> Ti-ki?

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on The More Things Change, The More Playoff Seedings Remain The Same]]> Rudy Gay comes up HUGE when it matters least!

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Media Approval Ratings: Digger Phelps]]> @Brazil Thrill: Yup. And my work here is done.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Media Approval Ratings: Digger Phelps]]> Gus Johnson is envious of "Send it in, Jerome!" Definitely approve.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Will Bill Self Be The Next To Forsake Kansas?]]> Billy Donovan would like to hear more about this exciting opportunity.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Media Approval Ratings: Paul Zimmerman]]> Dr. Z hates most other sports jurnos. I approve.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Your NIT Champion Ohio State Buckeyes]]> As a Buckeye fan here's a tip for next year: Two seven-footers in the lineup and a 6'9" power forward that has been to prison and isn't afraid of going back. Should be fun.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Your NIT Champion Ohio State Buckeyes]]> Wow. That dude cheerleader is testing the structural integrity of that uniform.

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> Wait. So how does Kobe Bryant violating a college girl play into this?

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Those Proofreading Cubbies]]> Ricky Henderson says theirs no problem with the sign.

- Ricky Henderson

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> ...And Fuck Jugs Machines!

- Stu Scott

]]> <![CDATA[DannyNoonan commented on The Playoff Hunt Continu ... Mmm, Nuggets Dancers]]> If being upside down is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

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